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They beat up his shirt!
'That is quite a shame!' Thats why
I never wear clothes.

I never wear clothes
Except Sundays in memory
Of the eaten fruit.

Of the eaten fruit
I most enjoy the Kiwi
bananas are good

Bananas are good,
Alone in a branching tree
I eat crouching low.

I eat crouching low,
Hiding my food from the rest,
Afraid of hunger.

Afraid of hunger
each insistent calorie
weighs like a boulder

burn and rage away
Since the waves are too high
To see the blue sky.

You two make it odd
image is a haiku's heart
Often you kill it.

For Future reference Rudro, read the first post :)

Often you kill it
but most of the time you dont
ever had live cow?

Ever had live cow
Trample your flowers with glee
Safe 'cause you're Hindu

"Safe cause you're Hindu,"
Is what the umpire ruled
As Rami slid home.
:lol:

As Rami slid home,
he was safe by a whisker
glued in his nostrils.

glued to his nostrils
was one million dollars cash
careful not to sneeze

Careful not to sneeze
Before the stitches are healed,
I breathe through my mouth.

I breathe through my mouth
I speak with my tongue
I work with the help of my hands

5 - 7 - 5 pensive!