Would You??

Probably not

Would you eat peanut butter straight out of the jar?

Definitely, have done, and almost certainly will again.

Would you try to stop me?

No...I'll just get my own jar

Would you play with a Mr Potato Head still?

No, never have, never will, unless you include target practice, although the guy from Cheers, who did the voice for him in Toy Story is a great actor.

Would you take your girlfriend fishing?

I don't have a girlfriend...

Would you slap someone that needed slapped?

Depends on whether I'd get sued or prosecuted for it. I would if I could get away with it, and this includes not getting beaten to a pulp for my trouble lol.

Same question.

Depends on who and depends on where i am slapping them and also the situation - it's tricky.

Would you skip into the office one day with a big smile for $125?

I'd do it for nothing if I got laid the night before - lol.

Would you sleep with your boss?

Yes! But then something would have to happen for him not to be my boss.


Would you sleep with your direct report?

No...only someone married to me (and not my current wife..soon to be ex)

Would you sleep with an ex?

No

Would you work on a cruise ship?

Not a modern one. Ghastly floating blocks of flats filled to the gunwales with sweaty typists from Kettering and Coventry, rubbing Timothy White's sun cream into their puffy red raw purulent flesh. Yuk! I'd love to have sailed on the Normandy, or one of the great ocean liners though.

Would you want to be a train driver?

Nope. Haven't you seen my spaceship? :p But I'd like to travel by train.

Would you like to travel around the world?

Yes, but not by conventional means...

Would you write a book?

Already have.

Would you want to live in Alaska?

Not really...I like where I am

Would you be a pirate?

Pirate of the Caribbean - yes.

Would you give police free donuts if you owned the donut shop?

Yes. I used to give them free tacos when I worked at The Bell



Would you move to a small town?

What are you calling small? I live in a fairly small town.

Would you play video games all night long?

Not unless it was a cosmopolitan small town.
Same Q

Same answer.

What is the deepest water you ever swam in?

Ocean deep
Would you repeat the same mistake twice?

Only if women are involved :D

Would you press a big, shiny red button marked "Do not press" to find out why you shouldn't?

I would be very very tempted

Would you?

Probably not.

Would you drink a live grasshopper?

Drink? A live grasshopper? I'm not sure how I would do that but on any account no I would not. Unless it was, a "grasshopper",the drink with creme de menthe.


Would you enter a hot dog eating contest?

No.

Jaggermeister(sic)?

Jaggermeister? I guess I'll just say no.

Would you organize a TREASURE HUNT, make clues, establish hints around town, etc...just for the fun of it?

Even though those are so much fun I wouldn't organize it because it seems like an awful lot of work. I would chip in to pay someone to do it.


Would you go on a vegan diet for a year?

I would IF, I had someone who wanted to do it with me (vegan diet that is).

Would you?

Only if I was wealthier than I am. As a former vegetarian for a year I have learned that proper vegetarian and veggie food is actually quite pricy.

Would you inform the world of the truth that would only upset billions?

I have no problem upsetting "only" billions.

Would you return money to a waiter/cashier/ bank teller, if they had given you too much?

Yes, have done on many occasions.

If you saw a tenner stuck under the wheel of a parked car would you hang around waiting for the car to move?

no

would you?

Depends on how much time I had on my hands... :D

Would you do something incredibly stupid if it seemed like a bright idea at the time?

been there and done that

Would you admit you were scared if you were?

Yea, but I wouldn't scream or anything.

Would you ever donate 10% of your income to charity- ever?

truthfully...not at this stage of my life

Would you help a damsel in distress?

Yes.

Would damsels very stop being in distress?

it's what we do...and it's a win win situation, you get to feel all good and manly and we love a man that come to our rescue!

Would you (or could you)tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God, for let's say a week?