You go your way, I'll go my way, and somewhere in the future we'll meet in the middle.
Would you be willing to do my laundry?
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You go your way, I'll go my way, and somewhere in the future we'll meet in the middle.
Would you be willing to do my laundry?
Certainly: would you be embarrassed by what I might find?
Nope. Everything thing I have I bought from a little store named The Mentionables.
I bet you can't eat a 24 oz. steak?
Sure I can--in four sittings! :lol:
What's your favorite number and why?
My favourite number is 7, because it represents perfectness.
What is the funniest story you have to tell?
The old lady inherited a parrot. The parrot however, wouldn’t say a word. Her friend, captain of an oil freighter, said he’d take the parrot with him and he would guarantee the parrot would come back talking. As the freighter pulled out of the harbor, two clumsy sailors fell overboard. The Captain yelled:
“Man overboard! Throw ‘em a rope!”
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The Parrot echoed “Throw ‘em a rope!”
“Move it now! Helm, let ‘er sail!”
“Tweet! Let ‘er sail!”
On the return trip the ship struck an iceberg. The Captain asked for a damage report.
“Hit a big ‘un, Cap’n, but no damage!”
“Tweet! Hit a big ‘un! No damage!”
The parrot was returned to the old lady who took the bird to church on Sunday. The Minister asked in a loud voice: “Anyone want to go to Heaven!?”
“Tweet! Throw ‘em a rope! Tweet!”
The Minister asked the lady to make her parrot be still, but it kept repeating the phrase.
“I’ll bean you with a songbook if you don’t shut up!”
“Tweet! Let ‘er sail! Tweet!”
The Minster flung the songbook, which the parrot ducked. It struck a very large man square in the face.
“Tweet! Hit a big ‘un, Cap’n! No damage! Tweet!” :lol:
What is your ideal car?
I like fast driving, so any car that can zip-zap-zoom :D
What are the essential items that you always keep in your bag or purse etc.?
K... so this is weird. I have pens or pencils at all times, usually paper or a notebook, lip balm for chapped lips.... and a...erm... weapon, of sorts. Sorry, but tiny little Miss Caroline doesn't always have a line of protection... so...
Same question...:blush:
50 cents for a phone call, just in case my cell phone (also in there) isn't working . . . the odd band-aid, some chapstick, ID, housekey, gum . . . 's 'bout it.
Same q, but maybe a guy can say what he always carries around.
Heh, not a guy, but the thing I always carry around in my purse is a book. Other things too, but as long as I have a book, I can survive anything!!
What is your favourite quote?
I have a lot. The one that's going through my head right now is one that is used by one of my favorite authors, Dorothy L. Sayers, actually quoting Dickens,
"all is gas and gaiters"
Many. A good one is from Ambrose Birece's The Devil's Dictionary, which for all of you good people out there is NOT Satanic in any way:
"History: An account, mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools. "
Same question.
Hmm... there are far too many good ones. However, one I am rather fond of is
"If you're going to do a job, why waste the time you could have been doing it right, wrong?"
A wise word from a very wise person in my life.
Same question...
In Spanish:
"Las verdaderas revoluciones se hicieron de traje y corbata"
Translation:
"The real revolutions were brought about by men in suits and ties" The meaning was translated.
This is something my father told me some time ago.
There's a quote forum for this so im changing the question, but to keep the quote thing going my question is taken from Frank Zappa:
"What is the ugliest part of your body?"
Its got to be vertical striped shirt I have on:D
What's your birth name?