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Originally Posted by Pendragon
It's perpendicular to 4.
Which is better --- dial up or cable?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
It's perpendicular to 4.
Which is better --- dial up or cable?
*interrupts thread* lol, Pen, that's all to true! Great answer. :) All sorts of silly things come out when I open my mouth sometimes . . .
dial up because you can curn the dial up and whatever that does who knows and who cares and who wants to know?
Why do cats insanely love dogs?
Because dogs wear pretty ribbons in their hair.
What is the best foot? Left or Right?
Well, Beyonce likes her left... "To the left, to the left", haha
Do you think you could eat your elbow? (macaroni)
No, it contains a lethal venom that could kill ten men.
Can killing ever be acceptable?
To the victim or to the perp? Details, details...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...endragon-1.gif
Is romance truly a thing of the past with all this "friends with benefits" stuff?
well . . . if you count the number of dates I've had, then yes, because this hopeless romantic has been quite dateless. I won't settle for friends with benefits. Of course I want friendship with whoever I might end up dating, but if I'm dating him, then it would be more serious than just "chilling with my guyfriend."
When will the nerds and nice girls and guys finish FIRST?!? Eh? I hope I don't have to wait forever for that day to arrive!
When the "meek inherit what's left of the Earth" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Nerd.gif
When will the stuff that's supposed to be good for you actually taste as good as the stuff that isn't?
It already does! If only I could have you over for a delicious vegan meal my friend...
If it takes an elephant a week to run a fortnight, how many apples in a bunch of grapes?
In a juicer, about a pint.
Is the conjunction of Mars, Venus and Earth an 'and' or a 'because'?
Neither. It is the co-ordinating conjunction "for".
Do men on Mars read the book Men are from Mars, women are from Venus ?
They keep trying to, but their tendency to read V's as P's and U's as I's somewhat alters their interpretation to ours... (oh, that was baaaad.)
What's love got to do with it? What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
love has everyhing to do with "it". Normally at least.
Why didn't my alarm clock go off this morning??!?!
Forgot to set it, unplugged it while sleepwalking, smashed it... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/muede/f020.gif
What's making my neurons misbehave?
Microwaves and aliens.
Where did my pencil go?
To the great void known as the Bermuda Triangle. Which is where all lost sock partners wind up, much to the chagrin of the Laundress.
Why can't dogs eat grass? (they want to, but why CAN'T they?)
They'd rather smoke it.
What happens if you eat a watermelon and drink some wine?
You will receive the gift of levitation, as is common in combinations such as you have described. :lol:
But what if one choses cold chocolate over room-temperature chocolate. Then what?
Hack up some answer then, because I'm too stupid to answer that... :D
Why is it that parrots like the female species (me, us humans) better than the male ones? Wait, is that a stupid question?
Parrots are incurrable flirts! They even think "cracker" means "girl"! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Parrot.gif
Why was I born with an ability to take up with almost any animal? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Pinky.gif
Because your inner self has never forgotten the ancient art of mind transfer that animals have and humans lack. Just ask my dog!
Why can some people learn more than one language easily and others struggle for dear life? :sick:
Because the others know that one language so well that's it's mindblowingly amazing ^-^
Why do those light poles keep on moving in the way?
Well, they are "light" you see, and the wind blows... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../BlownAway.gif
What is so "common" about "Boston Common"?
The name common...:):)
Why does the Sun come up in the morning and the Moon come out at night??
Well you see, once upon a time, the moon got into a fight with the sun and they've been avoiding each other ever since
Why do songs keep on getting stuck in my head?
Because they get caught on the glue that hold the neurons together.
Why do dogs pant when it's warm out?
They want to warm up their cold, cold tongues.
Who'll stop the rain?
(rather than get political, since we're not supposed to...)
A leader of a powerful country will continue to ruin the ozone layer, increasing the greenhouse gases thereby drying out the atmosphere ,stopping the precipitation.
Where have all the Cowboys gone?
To your house, expecting dinner.
Why do I look stupid in a cowboy hat?
Because it would look better on your head rather than on your feet :lol:
Why do cowboys presumably eat bacon and beans?
Because eating bacon and beans does increase chesthair, and thus enhance their manhood :)
How many cowboys does it take to sharpen a pencil?
Only one, if he's packing a knife-- don't ask, they're touchy http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Cowgirl.gif
Why do you see ads like: "Illiterate? Write today for free help."? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Those sorts of ads are written by monkeys that were taught to write. One cannot expect a writing monkey to understand the full impact of what illiteracy means to humans.
Who wrote the book of love?
James K. Gruppelmeister. A great man, he was. Too bad he died of syphilis. God works in ironic ways, heh.
How does the lava lamp stuff taste like? Seriously, I've been this close to taste it
like death.
Why is red red why couldnt it be more yellow?
because red is red and not yellow..:)
Why are skyscrapers so tall???
Because Superman needs to jump them in a single bound. I call that showing off....
What's up with Grapenuts cereal? It's neither grape nor nut, so why do they call it Grapenut?
(Oh, no! I totally ripped that off from Jerry Seinfeld! )
Makes you desire grapes untile you go nuts! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...SpiderMonk.gif
Why do people who call you always ask if you are there? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/dodo.gif
Because sometimes you don't say anything and it worries them.
Why do they seem to only play reruns?