1201--Cecily is nearing forty at this point, but unfortunately menopause hasn't kicked in yet and she has another baby whose nose looks remarkably like Robin's. :brow:
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1201--Cecily is nearing forty at this point, but unfortunately menopause hasn't kicked in yet and she has another baby whose nose looks remarkably like Robin's. :brow:
1202 - Robina, the ALLEGED offspring of Robin and Cecily, proceeds to suck gold out of Robin's hard-stolen retirement fund. Darn.
1203-Cecily's husband, Hal the Hapless, dies when he accidently shoots himself with his own crossbow (never shoot against the wind while facing forward on your horse). The widow Cecily, who wants at least one of her kids to be recognized as legitimate, appeals to Robin to make an honest woman of her.
1204 - Robin, frustrated, frames their child as an outlaw, forcing her to flee to Sherwood to join his band and freeing Cecily of the illegitimate daughter.
1205 - The moon explodes into a supernova, but the illiterates of England think it is a precursor to a Fourth of July display.
1206 - Temujin becomes Genghis Khan of the Mongols
1207
" la la la "
1208--Having been such an extraordinarily talented child that her father was able to frame her as an outlaw at the tender age of three, the now seven year old Robina swims the English Channel and sets out on a journey eastward to see about joining in on adventures with Genghis Khan.
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1210 - Robin, succumbing to fatherly urges of paternity, tracks down his daughter and drags her back to England by the collar. Can't have her getting into "trouble" like her mother...
1211-Robina, being an accomplished warrior in her own right, and having been fully warned by her mother about the dangers of sweet-talking swordsmen, feels no need for protection, but goes back to England anyway since she appreciated that Dad cared enough to make the gesture of going after her.
1212 - At the ripe old age of eleven, Robina gets her first boyfriend. Unfortunately, it just happens to be the Sheriff's son and the town bully.
1213 - Robin threatens suicide as a means of getting Robina and Nottyham to split up. Failing in that, Robin simply kidnaps Notty and threatens him at bowpoint in an act of desperation.
My goodness! :lol: You guys have quite the story going here.
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1215....Wow am I out of the loop.
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1217 - Robina gets drunk and accidentally buries her father's autobiography manuscript in the future birthplace of a certain Howard Pyle.
1218- Robina reveals that she was only feigning interest in the Sheriff's son in order to act as a spy on the secret shannanigans of the dubious King John. Now that John had to sign off on the Magna Carta in 1215, and Henry III has been in power for two years, she can give up pretending and go after the man she's secretly pined for all these years, Sir Guy the gorgeous.
1219 - Robin, sick and tired of Robina's hijinx in love, proceeds to cut off all of Sir Guy's limbs. Sir Guy, seeking to impress Robina, proclaims his injuries "scratches" and "flesh wounds."
1220-Robina, a prolific writer, details the battle between Sir Guy and her father. Years later her chronicles are found by the Monty Python group, who use it as inspiration for an epic film. Meanwhile, Robina, fed up with her father's over-protective nature, runs off to the Holy Land to join the ongoing fifth crusade.
1221 (palindrome!!) - Robin calls in a favor from his Moorish friends Azeem and Asneeze, who together bodily drag Robina from the battlefield back to Sherwood Forest.
1222 another special number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish if the 1 were 2 ,yuppi!
1223-Since the crusade ended in 1221 anyway, Robina was ready to go home. :p On the journey back she and Azeem fall madly in love, and take their sweet time returning to Sherwood. :brow:
1224 -- Asneeze, being a Chinese-trained mathematicion, looks forward to 1234 and 1248, but keeps a vigilant eye on Robina and Azeem. (Not interfering, of course... just documenting, so as to keep his head on his shoulders should Robin ask when they finally arrive back at Sherwood. Besides, he likes to watch! But as he would tell Robin later, "I only watched them for the articles.")
1225 -- Receiving Asneeze's report, Robin confronts Robina with a bow to his own head. "If that chastity belt comes off you ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!!!!"
1226-Robina, who is now twenty-five and knows her dad's ego well enough not to take such threats seriously, ignores her father and runs off to France for a romantic week with Azeem (and without the nosy Asneeze). While there, she and Azeem conquer a castle together (all in the interests of jolly old England), and afterward he proposes, so they get hitched in a beautiful ceremony and get rid of the chastity belt legally.
1227 -- Robin commits suicide.
1228-Robina rushes back to England and is sobbing by the graveside when she realizes they skipped the traditional open casket portion of the funeral ceremony and that the "blood" on his hat smells suspiciously like marinara sauce. She tracks down dear old Dad in one of his favorite Sherwood hideouts and asks for his blessing on her recent nuptuals. After all, he's the one who introduced her to Azeem.
1229 - Robin cocks up his hat, smoking his pipe, and says, "Clever girl..." in his British accent. "Take my blessing -- you could've done worse..."
1230- Robina has her first baby. She names him Robin Jr. as an olive branch to her father.
1231 -- Robin is pleased. :D :D
1232--Robina has her second baby. She names her Azeema. Meanwhile Robin Jr. is taking after his grandfather and shoots his first bulls-eye at the age of two!
1233 -- Robin bounces his grandchildren on his knees, happy to be alive.
1234-Luckily Robina is an accomplished quick sketch artist and captured a portrait of Robin wearing a rare smile in charcoals. People are still commenting on it a year later.
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1235 - Robin is a little miffed and ruining his reputation. The Sheriff's offspring are laughing at the portrait for years.
1236-Robin Jr. defends his Grandpa's honor by winning a kindergarten league jousting tournament against the Sherriff's grandkid.
1237 - As a reward, Robin gives Robin, Jr., his most prized possession: the GOLDEN ARROW
1237 - Clever Robina, ever on the alert for a chance to irritate her father, quickly uses the golden arrow to make a weather vane for the hen house.
1239-Later events prove that Robina was being prudent rather than intentionally malicious when maurading highwaymen raid the family home while everyone's on an excursion to London over the summer holidays. Almost everything of value is stolen with the exception of the golden arrow, which was hidden all the time in plain sight.
1240 - Robin and the family return to find their castle more or less in order -- the Merryfolk have taken the liberty of tracking down the misguided robbers and teaching them a lesson. Much like the Godfather, Robin is head of all organized outlawry in the region.