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Ah you see ladies an gentlemen, this is Lotes defence mechanism right here. The poor man has convinced himself that he is my superior when he knows very well that I could, to put it rather bluntly, whoop his butt :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I don't think you could reach my butt with your little feets :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Ye come and Ye taste the sharpness of my lance :D it will show you no mercy ;-)Quote:
Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote ;)
Ha ha I was just having a discussion about feet the other day actually... a friend told me "Do you know why women have small feet?... so they can reach the kitchen sink easier". However there was one tiny flaw in his theory, my feet are rather big actually, size 7's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Lote, you have a very floppy lance that is an average size :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I am new here and quite amazed that one person has a fan club. How did this happen.
What are the requirements , if I may be so bold as to ask, to being an actual bona-fide fan of this mystical personage.
Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club? I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears. :)
Because Lassie - I am a quite an Amazing Person :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jane Jane
Just kiddin off course :D
But welcome Jane Jane to this Thread :D
But pray tell me why the name Jane Jane? Is the hidden meaning behind Double Jane's? or are you forgetful :D
Requirements is to have a sense of Humour and Join in the Witty Banter - about life, the Universe and Everything :DQuote:
What are the requirements,
Nothing like that. All you have to do is come and join in the amusement :DQuote:
Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club?
We take nothing seriously here except Humour :D
Great! Look forward to some witty banter with you in this thread :DQuote:
I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears. :)
Unfortunately this witty banter will be rather one sided (and on your part).
Lote is a "special" little tree :D
Size seven? my God women! It's like Size 14 for a man! What did you feed your feet? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Ha ha ha, actually... my feet are rather freakish. I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
;)
I guess it's due to you having to carry around those heavy books caused your feet grow large?Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
I am not suprised. I am scared too. And I have not even see your feet :DQuote:
I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.
;)
Oh my word, you seem like the Irish Gypsy Rover, I am surprised you don't have six hundred ladies livin' with you in the glenn or glade or well that bit of clearing with wierd trees in a semi circle. You ARE a charmer, I will say that .Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot. I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)
And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year. But I shall do my best.
I have been readin' the rest of you and at least YOU ALL for sure are hilarious, thoughtful, and terribly intelligent. But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.:lol:
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.
Oh and as I explained somewhere else on this forum, who knows where, I have a beautiful friend across the sea who is called Jane, but all her life she was ashamed of the name-thought it plain and ugly. I love it and so I took the name and say it twice to emphasize the fact . That is hilarious, 'are you forgetful.' I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb. :)
Ha ha ha :D That imagery sounds fantastic (I hope in that six hundred there is Jessica Alba, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie etc :D) because I love both trees and women ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jane Jane
Nay. Just an amuser ;-)Quote:
You ARE a charmer, I will say that.
You love ya feets? A foot fetish'ist? :DQuote:
Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot.
Blimey lassie! - why on earth for :DQuote:
I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)
He he :DQuote:
And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year.
But don't worry when he get's married he will know exactly how to wear a apron ;-)
Bueno! And all humour is special :DQuote:
But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.:lol:
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.
Humour is the Sun that drives the winter from the human face :D
Ah I see. You rescuing her from this shamefulness with Double Jane's - how original :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jane Jane
My dear mum had a difficult birth with me alas... :-(Quote:
I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb. :)
But I making it up for it with humour :D
Lote, I have not visited this thread in what seems like a long time!
The pure shame :(
How are you doing then kiddo? :D
I have missed our little battles a great deal.
*WHACK* [Just your little wake up whack-with-a-book there]
Ah LadyW...you again! :D...I thought you were utterly defeated by my witticism that you went away to lick your wounds in private like a cat :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
But I guess you have come back to face defeat again. I commend your bravery :D
Welcome!
Lance at ready! :D
So pleased to see me are you not? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I can assure you, they stopped hurting when the pain went ;) I wouldn't refer to it as a defeat... More of an executive descision to retreat and further develop my whacking skill.
I commend your bravery... for speaking to someone so much tougher than you in such a bold way ;)
Ah, I believe that your future missus is expecting her child in the spring/summer...