Why one should not pop popcorn before knowing where the salt and butter are
I much prefer the corn that pops
When popping corn is on my mind.
The kernels popped! I am so glad!
My deep thoughts now are not so sad.
But where’s the salt? I cannot find
The salty salt. I need that, too!
And butter? What’s become of you?
And thus I sink into despair
Abandoned by the world out there
That doesn’t ever, ever care.
Boohoo! Boohoo! I have to cry.
My soul’s disgusted with me. Bye!
Additional advice that might as well be ignored just like the earlier advice
A lot of stuff out there is free,
Too much for you to take.
Don’t let it soak down deep and drain
Your soul. Give it a break!
Don’t take it all! :hand: Just let it be! :nod:
The now is all you need, you see?
You don’t? :mad5: OK. :mad2: Then let me say
Outside your mind’s a lovely day.
Why I became an emoji imagist (since clearly I have nothing better to do)
Now that I’m an imagist :D
My poetry is cool. :coolgleamA:
Emojis jump on every line. :banana:
That’s why I rule the school. :party:
The girls are all excited. :ladysman:
Their boyfriends are so mad. :flare:
I say they have to take their turns. :nopity:
Their boyfriends say I’m bad. :nono:
Eventually they’ll kick my butt :beatdeadhorse5:
And I would kick mine, too, ;)
But now I write pure poetry. :devil:
No other kind will do. :rofl:
No doubt you want me to go on :ack2:
But beauty calls tonight :angelsad2:
And when their boyfriends find me out :argue:
It’s safer then for flight. :auto:
Intelligence Test: The more you understand the lower your score
I know the weeping willow’s ashen form that
under the red star beats out my name so I can
see, yeah, I, the wonders that the drizzled
monarch holds, awaits with pink thoughts dying,
trying, having had no bloom into the wonders
deep and sensuous that would love to say,
with murder on their minds, they’re mine.