to avoid confusing online lit games -dammit!
that book sucked because....
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to avoid confusing online lit games -dammit!
that book sucked because....
...it was bad.
I would have...
dug in deeper...
...but I couldn't...
...be buggered.
I thank...
my lucky stars
that you have finally...
...stopped your tantrum and gone to sleep. Now, hopefully, the kids will, too.
You open the wine, and I'll...
jump in the shower.
If it started raining chocolate chips, you would...
... rather not get soaked in chocolate!
I prefer to say yes because ...
....the wording on the poster seems to indicate that the raffle winner will get the incurable disease.
When I can't decide between two shirts ........
... I don't wear either :p
do you ever consider ...
....buying a bonus pack of Selsun Blue?
That stuff causes ........
a tsunami in the stationary cupboard.
Damn it where did ....
I put the pen I just had in my hand.
...It's behind your ear, silly. Why don't you take a break and...
....put on your favorite polyester slacks.
When you bite dead skin off your thumb ....
...you can no longer claim to be vegetarian.
For the good of all, we should...