Pam

The PAM twists her hair in pipecleaners for that cool punky look :p

I can guess that PAM has been looking in the mirror when she absentmindedly typed what she saw

PAM defies all laws of physics by putting on her socks backwards!

PAM has russian astronauts living inside of her

We can only hope PAM wears undies beneath his kilt!!

I see that the PAM kens naething aboot Highlanders er tradition wae kilts, lads! Dinnae ye watch Braveheart, lassie? Drawers beneath o' a kilt, quoth’a! Begoragh!http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Bagpiper.gif

Arr . . .the PAM knows not that the grrrrreatest dialict be that of thar pirates, yarrrrr!!

Arr--an' who be the PAM to be talkin' of dialect o' pirates to Mr. Arrow, Ghost O' the Good Ship Dastardly, eh? I were in Davey Jones' Locker afore ye first stepped on a rolling deck and drew yer first blood...matey

PAM grinds brown crayons to get that early morning java fix...

PAM is desperately trying to insult her PAM. :p Who gets the score now anyway?

The PAM thinks that it's okay to go to the store wearing her bathrobe and house shoes and sponge rollers.

PAM wears the sponge rollers under her arms ... :eek:

the pam dates people who wear sponge rollers under their arms!!!!!

The PAM is not actually a natural blond.

PAM is simply insultable. :p