...be sad?
Happiness is a wad of cash...
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...be sad?
Happiness is a wad of cash...
waiting to be spent on that stripper.
Why does she ...
not realise that I switched my ears off a few minutes ago, and am now focusing my attention on understanding why John in the Red Team is such a wanker.
He knew, as he looked into the mirror, that...
...the woman looking back at him was wrong somehow.
Blessed are those who...
put the loo seat down.
Don't get crumbs in ....
...the bed, Ernie.
Yes, Bert,..
Do you have my rubber duckie?
And do you know where...
the milk is because I simply can't find it in this cramped fridge!!
Yesterday I...
killed a man... Shhh, don't tell anyone.
Today I am going to...
...eat cheesecake.
Shhh...
Tell everyone.
Tomorrow I will...
roll over and die.
But no one will...
Save me.
And then it's..
time to run with the bulls.
Then one of them...
Might just get it's target.
Listen carefully, I have decided to...