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Unamable's son
Has a hard road ahead full
Of dumb jokes like that.

;)JK

Of dumb jokes like that,
There is one way to comment;
Gong and call the hook!

Gong and call the hook
I was being so silly
At someone's expense.

At someone's expense
They were treated to dinner
So they had seconds.

So they had seconds.
But seconds add to minutes,
And they missed the bus.

And they missed the bus.
Not knowing all along the
bus driver was drunk

Bus driver was drunk
And the Guadalupe was
So unforgiving.

So unforgiving.
Sorry- fed you jellied eyes
Instead of ice cream

Instead of ice cream
I gave the jerk creamy mud.
He didn't like it.

yikes!

He didn't like it.
And is now seeking revenge.
"Dear mom if you don't

Dear mom if you don't
hear from me by mid night, call
the police real fast.

The police real fast.
I never trusted those guys
-Guess I'll have to try.

Guess I'll have to try
Using lettuce in my tea;
Ran out of sugar.

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Ran out of sugar.
And I can't go to the store
Because of those cats

why lettuce Xam?

Because of those cats
None of her dates ever stay
Ninety cats too much.