that the knife was invented before the spoon, which says it all really.
Brothers....
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that the knife was invented before the spoon, which says it all really.
Brothers....
...., please drop your teeth in this bucket.
Now is the time for you .......................
give me a bucket.
This will not hurt unless you....
...are alive.
That'll be the...
....day you keep your hand on your belly and say, 'reflux.'
For reasons I don't understand ..............
that Godot is never going to show up.
But if we really believe then....
The truth is irrelevant.
I think I will...
...I think I might, dispense with the quills, and type all night.
Work is stacking up......
....to catastrophic proportions it's starting to look like an unavoidable act of God.
If things are that bad ..........
go fishing.
Rubber ducks...
provide hours of entertainment.
But what I really like to do is....
...loosen the tops of salt shakers at restaurants.
This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to...
....make people grow a third chin without clear benefit of a first.
Nobody is making .............
doilies any more.
Mannikin's come to life....
....as a garden-variety hoodlum.
In her previous life ................