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She's named for raw fish,
Oversight by Japanese
Wannabe parents.

Wannabe parents
Can't afford "Harvard Pre-School"
Just "Stanford for Tots"

Just "Stanford for Tots."
'Oh Great!' now I have cravings
for some tatter tots

For some tater tots
Lunch comes soon. Others expire
Still in the freezer.

Still in the freezer,
are all those tater tots, which
I shall eat later.

I shall eat later
And then I shall feast and grow
Fat and contented

Fat and contented
Sleeping limp in a hammock,
The breeze won't budge me.

The breeze won't budge me,
The rain won't wet me at all;
Because I'm indoors.

Because I'm indoors,
I am safe and sound. Because
I'm indoors, and trapped

I'm indoors, and trapped
Inside this isolation,
Lacking and remote.

Lacking and remote
from any near cafe, I
gnaw on my own flesh.

Gnaw on my own flesh
It kind of tasts like pepper
Maybe I'll get salt

Maybe I'll get salt,
Grill up my ankles; Pickled
Toes do delight me.

"Toes do delight me,"
Said the man with the fetish.
Please take your shoes off.

:cold:

Please take your shoes off.
You don't want to make me mad-
Want a cup of tea?