If I were a ______, what would you be?

I'd be jaywalking all over the place...really sticking it to the Establishment

If I were a invisible water gun you would...

not see you.

If I were a gum drop, you would...

I would have to eat you, but to be honest I REALLY LOVE Gummy Bears, or Gummy Worms(I love browsing the Gummy section of the store)

If I were an ATM card which no one could trace and usable everywhere you would...

What do you think? I'd head to all the atm machines I could and take out as much money as I could then go on a bit of a shopping spree before I headed to the airport.

Same question

Same thing minus the shopping spree - then on to Italy by boat me thinks

If I was a bb gun assassin (painful, but very humane) how many people hits would you have me do for you?

Seriously can't think of a single person at the moment as I tend to deal with my own hits as the need arises.

Same question.

I'm a BB gun assassin:crazy: confidentiality is our middle name.

If I were a present wrapped up with your name on it would you peak?

Yes!

If I were a vacuum, you would...

I would sell it on ECAY.

If I were a pampered weekend at an exclusive spa you would..

.... feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I'd feel pretty and witty and bright.

If I were a poem, what would you be?

Lord Byron in my Venetian digs with a bottle of wine and...(whatever cool stuff he had or did)

If I were a yacht in the Adriatic sea you would be...

on it, heading to see(sea!) Lord Bryon...

If I were a deserted island, what would you be?

A cool azure lagoon

If I were an impending storm what would storm?

Impending stuff, I guess. XD

If I were a smartphone, what would you be?

rotary phone.

If I were a celebrity, would you fan-worship me? :)

Depends on where you're a celebrity. XD Movie? Singer? Then it would be based on if I like that stuff. XD Lol. (I'm not really a big fan of a lot of people...except my sister. XD)

If I were an author of thriller fiction, would be a reader?

Thrillers doesn`t excite me nowadays, they are all the same, hiding the plot line at the beginning and then weighing down the mental capacity of the reader by divulging "loaded" secrets in the end but, if you thought about writing a non fiction thriller, I would give it a try.

If I would float a poverty campaign would you sponsor it?