What you get when you try to play golf using a loaf of bread.
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What you get when you try to play golf using a loaf of bread.
Puddle
Clouds' waste matter (as defined by a four year old)
Visionary
A dangerous radical who wants to change the world (not necessarily for the better)
Modernist
Modernist Far-sighted historian or short-sighted Futurist
Expressionist
A mime artist with Tourette's
Greebo
A ring of greebs.
Psychologist
One who specializes in psyching people out.
Candyman
Someone who gives toothless smiles.
Lexicographer
Writer of Lex Luthor's life story.
Defenestrate
Defenestrate: 'La Defense' Street in Germany.
Armistice
Armistice: When everyone needs time to reload.
Happenstance
The deportment of a politician straddling a fence.
Academic
A person who, through years or training, finds it difficult to answer even a yes or no question with a single word.
Gangrene
Gangrene: The point in one's corporal existence in which the leg and knee both claim to have broken off the relationship first.
Retirement:
Retirement State of waking, brewing a coffee, making breakfast, getting ready for work, and upon realising it's 3.30am, going back to bed
Grouchy
Grouchy: One of the seven dwarves of late adulthood: Grouchy, Couchy, Cynical, Clinical, Shabby, Flabby, and Impotent
Fiction:
Fiction: A standardized system of pronunciation in which "D"s are pronounced and written like "F"s.
Satire:
Satire: Lampooning politely. Otherwise it would be called "Blasphemy", "Treason", or something else!
Crotchety
A colloquial term for an infestation of pubic lice.
Linguistic
Linguistic: Italian anti-perspirant roll-on with pasta fragrances
cinnamon
Cinnamon: A spice pleasant to the palate but ultimately causing damnation. (See "mortal cinnamon").
Philanthropy:
Philanthropy: The acting of giving away money only after you reach the top by stepping ruthlessly on everyone on the way up. see also "Conscience"
President
President: An executive officer whose power is checked by incompetence.
Unicorn
A genetically modified cereal.
Polyp
Polyp: Proof that a colonoscopy can get even better.
Bank
Bank: An institution that uses your savings deposits to lend to shaky customers who have poor judgement, in hopes of a Government Bailout over such practices. Also an institution you have trusted with your money in checking and savings accounts and probably even have one of their credit cards but who don't know you when you try to cash a check or, God forbid, ask for a loan!
Debt
Debt: A social contract in which freedom is exchanged for the means to education, the means to marry, the means to raise children, the means to drive to work (necessitated in the first place by debt), the means to provide you and your family with health insurance, the means to retirement, and the means to be buried. It's not at all like being shackled to an oar. Unless you default.
Gorilla:
Gorilla: According to Darwin, a hirsute silver-backed simian with a bad temper descended from a common ancestor with man
Revenge:
But per Ellie Mae, "Jess a critter up t'the seement pond."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The act of casting sewage at an industrial fan for knocking your hat off; all the while muttering, "Oh boy! This is gonna be great!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Massage therapy
Massage therapy: As good a euphemism as any
Euphemism
Euphemism: Polite cussing, such as gosh-darn it all to heck! or what the frack do you think you're doing, jerk?
Foul Language
Foul language: Assorted clucks, quacks, and ****-a-doodle-does
Mellifluous
Mellifluous: An adjective associated with some bees and most birds in the presence of the right stinger.
Monogamous
Monogamous: Having enough sense to only have one spouse.
Monotonous:
Monotonous: See monogamous.
Tuition
Tuition: Money used for collage which insures you start your career already in arrears...
Ivy League:
Ivy League: What happens when you are too environmental to use weed killer.
Cash Flow
1. An avalanche of money disappearing through the unstoppered plug holes in your bank account. Has been known to be fatal in some cases. 2. a barricade of frozen assets.
Apoplexy
Apoplexy: A quality of statesmanship on par with that of the great Julius Seizure.
Mythic:
Mythic: Considered imaginary by a group of people. For example the Ancient Greek and Roman Gods. For some, God in general.
Liar: