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:lol: Sounds more like the kind of thing people would blame on his younger brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
1161--They send little Richard I off to a boarding school for maladjusted princes where his anger (the result of belonging to a highly dysfunctional family) is redirected from domestic animals towards wild goose chases into the Holy Land.
And I fareth full well young Piglet, and hope thou farest likewise well. :)
1162--(a return to real history) Thomas Becket becomes Archbishop of Canterbury.
1163
in the year 1163, Council at Woodstock takes place.
1164.............
The central pyramid at Mayapan is dated to at least 1165 AD
one thousand one hundred and sixty-six :banana:
1167~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
1168....too tired to recall history.
1169 - Richard I gets his first kiss.
So make it up!! :p
1170
ugh, :rage: someone sold that copy of those history time tables. all that's left is the Annals of the World, and that's just ancient history.
I'll help you out, Piglet and you can put down 1170 as the year Thomas Becket was murdered in the Cathedral. :eek2:
1171--Henry II finally figures out that Becket's dead (really--the murder was at the end of December and he was told New Year's day).
1172........no one murdered so far....(i guess so :brow: )
1173.................................
1174....................
1175...................... 810 years before I'm born. :nod:
1176--The future King John of England turns nine, and his brother, Richard I turns nineteen.
1177 -- Richard I, psyched about his near-legal birthday, gets busted for using a fake ID to buy ale.
1178.....zzzzzz...
1179 - After getting out of jail, Richard I has his first kegger, proceeding to get utterly hammered and breaking his leg after jumping off the battlements on a dare.
1180...why is everyone picking on Richard?
1181....Just got your message Robin about making history up...so far, it only seems like you are the obvious one making it up :lol:
1182....Richard I coins the phrase, "And your point is...?"
1183 -- Richard I, continuing his wild party life, loses his virginity but hasn't the faintest idea to whom.
1183--Richard I's older brother, Henry dies, leaving Richard first in line for the throne. Given what's been revealed about him on this thread, we must wonder how accidental it was!
Oops. Robin was too fast for me.
1184--Cecily the lady in waiting appears to be with child. Richard worries that she may have been "the one" at last year's Christmas party, but he still isn't sure.
1185 -- Fortunately for Richard I's reputation, Cecily (the lady-in-waiting) is a little too...friendly...for anyone to pin her pregnancy on him.
1186...Richard found out, when the child was born, that the child bore his nose!!
1187--Cecily's fiance luckily doesn't notice and they happily tie the knot anyway.
1188...Richard is jealous how happy Cecily and her fiance are, and confesses to be the child's father....I am ruining this story lol...
1189--Richard I becomes King of England and all thoughts of Cecily go right out of his mind.
1190--Richard goes off on his crusade (now we know it was probably due to this embarassment over the Cecily affair). Robin Hood gets to work.
1191...aww, I have to pick up on Richard's life on a later day...time to leave computer..
1192 -- YEEHAA!!!
Day 827: Robbed three rich guys, hit on four rich girls. Subtracted a 10% commission for expenses and personally delivered it to the poor. Proceeded to hit on three poor girls before being dragged out by the ear by Maid Marian.
1193- Richard I is captured by the Emperor of Germany. Meanwhile, back in England, the chastity belt is invented by a group of fathers in Sherwood (in cooperation with Maid Marion) to defend their daughters against Robin's amorous advances. ;)
1194 -- After being repeatedly foiled by the chastity belt, Robin Hood takes up apprenticeship with Ye Olde Locksmithy for the year. The honour of young girls in the tri-shire area around Sherwood is jeopardized once more.
1196: Robin wonders what Richard I (and the fair maidens of Sherwood) will be doing in history when the Count of 10,000 reaches 2010
1197 -- Robin stops wondering, gets off his bum, and continues stealing (girls) from the rich and giving (favors) to the poor.
1199-Richard I dies after being shot by an archer while beseiging some castle in Chalus after treasure. John becomes king of England. (Cecily the lady in waiting sheds a tear or two, fondly remembering the indiscretions of youth and contemplating mortality and the passage of time).
1200 -- Robin and his Merryfolk recover from partying like it's 1199. Cecily wakes up in Sherwood and thinks to herself, "Ohh, no..."