King of the hill

Thanks to my Welli's, I had a teriffic time in my 'mud puddle' . . . whatever . . . but now I'm going to claim the hill by hopping onto my broom a la Harry Potter, and steal Tinita's book. Of course she turns into a dragon, and of course we have a very close, very scary air chase, but thanks to my trusty Nimbus 10,000 (a girl's gotta have some speed) I manage to lose Tinita in the Hindu Kush mountains. She actually seems to like it, and decides that ruling over a whole mountain range is more prestigious than just a hill, so I'm free to claim my hill again. :D

Zanna's Hill.

Her trusty Nimbus 10,000 wasnt so trusty afterall, and when she was looking for a place to land on the Hindu Kush mountains, the software of her 'trusty' said "The trial period has expired, you need to buy it to proceed". She just lost control and falls into abyss, never to come back again. :D

By any chance your trusty wasnt from Martian Knives Inc.? :rolleyes: If it was, this had to happen :lol:

MY HILL!!!! :cool:

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Maddie's Hill


Poor Madhuri. Poor dear sweet Madhuri forgot that she bought her hill walking shoes from Martian Knives, Inc. (they make everything!) I was just on my up to see if Maddie needed anything while on my hill (since I am nice that way) and I see her go whooshing past me. I shrug my shoulders and continue my climb to the top to claim...

My hill!

Kathy's Hill!!

I was clever enough to learn from my mistake, I go and buy another pair of shoes from the company Rival of Martian Knives, Inc. I gift these to Kathy for being so 'hospitable and nice' :rolleyes:, the moment she puts on the shoes, I press the remote control hidden in my pocket, and the shoes take her to Neverland.

Bye Kathy :wave:

I rule over my hill, undisturbed. :banana:

MY HILL !!! :cool:

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While Madhuri is entertained and preoccupied by dancing bananas, Bookinator walks up on the hill and gives Madhuri the bill for the shoes she bought for Kathy. Alarmed at the ridiculous price she paid, Madhuri goes running after Kathy in order to return the shoes and get her money back. Book, glad to be back on the hill, sets up creepy lawn gnomes to deter any possible invaders or door-to-door salesmen. With a triumphant grin, Book PM's everyone at LitNet the message of

"My hill."

I didn't get the PM. I was hiding in one of the lawn gnomes. I jump out when Bookinator turns his back and push him off the hill. Now those lawn gnomes are defending

my hill.

Aw, but bluevictim, you didn't realize that I booby trapped the gnomes just in case this sort of thing should happen. Pulling out my Pointy Stick O' Doom, I magic the gnomes into chasing you off of my hill. With a zombified army of lawn gnomes and a slightly stale (if not extremely deadly) arsenal of prunecakes I saved from earlier, none dare bother me now. To prove to everyone that this mound is under my complete ownership, I train the gnomes to constantly chant

"Book's hill, Book's hill."

(Ooo... when you imagine a bunch of evil chanting gnomes, it really seems quite creepy. *leans back and steeples fingers in a malevolent way* Eeeeexcellent....)

Unfortunately, Booxill is also the name of a giant magic gnome terrorizing beast. The gnomes' chant draws him out and he goes berserk and eats all the gnomes and would've eaten The Bookinator if he didn't stop to eat all the prunecakes. Naturally, The Bookinator runs off in fright. Eventually, Booxill goes back to his lair and I march up to claim my hill.

Blue's Hill !!

I get hold of the magic lamp of Alladin, I rub the sides and my favourite Genie comes out. I tell him that I want Blue to be well preserved while he is staying on my hill. And look what he did -- Blue is made into a dwarf and is now living in a solution in a bottle. Dont worry Blue, I have made a few holes in the bottle, so you can breathe.

And, oh, incase you need anything, dont ask me :p :D

My, my, my.....MY HILL !!! :cool:

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Finding the discarded Genie lamp, I ask him to have Maddi "visit" Blue, and now that bottle is quite cozy, with a few preserved dwarves (sp?) yelling at me that it's "not funny," and to let them out. Then why am I laughing so hard, on top of
My Hill?

But as u were sleeping someone sneaked in and stole the lamp.
Becomeing the genie's master and ordering him to put his old master in the storm cellar with Kathycf and light me a candle so i could read the arabian nights peacefully on.......
MY HILL;) .

Outraged at being called old, I manage to break out of the storm cellar, and bean sam96 upside the head with those arabian nights, resulting in a blackout, and a reclimation (sp?) of my hill!

After proudly being hit on the head(i meant previous i swear).
A box(containing nitro) was sent to Zanna with a note not to open it but like Pandora she got so curious that she disregarded the note opening the box and blowing it in her face so i placed her in bed.
And smiled happily on......
MY HILL :)

:lol: Shoulda known better! That wasn't from my ex-boyfriend, by any chance? You know him? :goof: After finally recovering from the Nitro -- somehow, I survived -- I send sam96 a box of chocolates on my hill. He opens it, realizing it's his favorite kind, and starts eating furiously, not realizing they contained a powerful laxative. Sam96 suddenly needs a bathroom, and runs off MY HILL.

Chocolate my only(or at least i like to think so) weakness.I spent an awful night u know.
Regarding my knowledge with ur ex-boyfriend i agreed with him to lure u down from the hill and supposedly i'll give him half the estate.
But after u went down with him i locked u both out.
and ran crazily on MY HILL...

What the sam hill?! I send a bunch of ninja assassins to take out sam96. Unfortunately, the ninjas are incompetent. Fortunately, they are so incompetent sam96 is overcome by uncontrollable laughter, and rolls right off of

my hill.

But bluevictim's ninjas are so incompetent, they were easily overcome by a hockey stick armed Bookinator. Swinging left, then right, like an enraged Whomping Willow, Book takes out the ninjas and... kisses bluevictim goodnight with her Canadian sports equipment. The crowd goes wild as the scoreboard flashes

"BOOK'S HILL!! LITNET CHAMP!!"

Book then takes a victory lap around the hill, running around and waving her blueictim-whacker while sporting a few missing teeth.

:D :D :D

A spike strip soon puts an end to all running and/or victory lappage (oh yeah..I made that word up...mmm hmmm = ] ). Can't help but think on how totally easy that actually was...

Barrett falls into a giant concealed hole dug by B-Mental's deranged army of ferocious cannibal undead yard gnomes *burp* apparently Barrett had recently eaten garlic *phew*

B-Mental, king of the longest hill-taking sentence, reigns on the Hill no longer, because he was asked to a seminar on how to write long-winded sentences -- especially the kind that are chock full of good stuff -- and he left the hill to me.

Exploiting the fact that Zanna is a morning person.She will be asleep by 8 or 9 pm.Taking a long sleep.Giving me a chance to tie her bed with a horse pulled cart and force him to run.
So, no more Zanna while i smile wickedly on..............
MY HILL.:p

B-Mental returns to the hill looking for Zanna, and frustrated at not finding Zanna infuriatingly rages against poor sam96. Hefting a large waterproof duffle packed for the seminar, B-Mental hurls said package at poor sam96. Sam96 will be gone for a while as B's baggage knocked poor sam96 into the last millenium...
B-Mental begins oratory on the packing of luggage to result in ultimate heft.

B's hill

After being miraculously recovered from B's friendly throw.
Sam96 was infuriated by that act and decided to have her sweet revenge.
She spread a rumour about the presence of short sentenced neighbours which drove him out of his mind and he went out to look for them.
Leaving me on ..........
MY HILL.:p

Sam's hill.

I, being a ninja warrior goddess, advance stealthily to the hill and before you even know I'm there I karate chop one of your pressure points and you pass out. and I claim

my hill.

Bored, Book pulls out a Big Red Button. As seasong looks on curiously atop the hill, Book presses the button andseasong suddenly vanishes.
"Well, that was (ahem) easy," says Book as she climbs on top of

Book's hill!!!

Unfortunately, the interdimensional vortex that swallowed up seasong doesn't close up completely and pulls The Bookinator in, as well. They are now on a hill somewhere in a parallel universe (that's not as big as this hill). I walk up and claim the deserted hill -- my hill.

A firsbee thrown from the nearby Interdimensional Park, flies very near the newly claimed hill. Bluevictim, being totally gullible, dives to make the catch. Unfortunately (for Blue anyway) it really was a terrible toss, and the hill is now empty, and up for grabs. I walk my dog (a big fan of the Interdimensional Park's Dog Walk) up to the top of the hill, and claim what is mine.

In the parallel universe I currently inhabit, I learn how to bend the space-time continuum and by such means return to the hill and sent Barrett to a 2 dimensional alternate universe to learn how to be flat. Have fun!
I claim

my hill.

Being flat actually had many advantages, as it turns out, and Barrett, seeking revenge gives seasong the worst paper cut anyone has ever seen. Barrett then sits on his hill and reads.

:lol: That was insanely amusing.

So I bandage my horrible papercut and use a fishing pole to fish the book out of Barretts hands and so absorbed, he follows the book. So I claim, once again,

my hill.

Barrett composes a haiku, and it goes like this.

"This" (Barrett motions to the area around him) "is called the Hill"

"From now on it will be mine"

"Let me rule in peace"

Seasong, going to find rotten produce to throw at Barrett (for everyone is, indeed, a critic) leaves the hill and thereby forfeits any claim to it.

Lets see what you guys can come up with. = )

Barret's Hill !! :rolleyes:

Btw, I am Peace, and its not possible that the hill has two rulers. To claim my property back, a fierce battle known as 'War of Toothpicks' is fought, I obviously being victorious, claim MY HILL :D

Barrett is imprisoned on a tower with a dragon on guard. :D

MY Hill !! :cool:

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Maddie's hill !!!!
I put a large sleeping pill in your food and u r now happily joking with angels:brow: .
Considering the fact that the dragon was so stupid that it ran after a butterfly.so,i put u up in the tower with barret(something tells me he's not gonna like having u as a roommate :p).
so i build a high wall around the tower and go play on ...
MY HILL !!!!!:D

While sam96 is playing, I sneak on to the hill with an orange, a spoon, a purple sock, duct tape, a rubber ducky, a green paper clip, a cast iron skillet, a dictionary, some pennies, a cumquat, red nail polish, nose hair tweezers, a basketball, clown shoes, and a key that doesn't have a lock to go with it. While sam is busy reading this sentance and trying to figure out why the heck I brought that stuff, I simply tie her shoelaces and *ahem* "motivate" her to go down the hill. (Hint: *push*) That looks like a
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*peels orange for snack* MY HIIIIIILL!!

:lol: While bookie is snacking.I tie this huge piece of wood with 2 ropes 1 to let it swing and another 1 to tie to a tree and there's Bookie and there goes the wood and there's Bookies' face.....AND there's a direct hit.
And i run victoriously on...........
MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Holding her nose (My face! My beautiful face!! :p) Book sticks a spoon in the orange. Juice squirts out into sam's eye and down the hill she tumbles bouncing back and forth on her way down. Again. ^_^



Doctor: We're sorry, but Bookinator is currently in reconstructive plastic surgery in order to move her nose off of her forehead and back where it belongs. She has this message for all of you:

"MY HILL!!"

I become a plastic surgeon and offer to be Book's doc. Innocently she accepts my offer and I strap her into a hospital trolley and push her off the hill. And I claim

my hill.

Plastic surgeons (real or otherwise) need lunch breaks, so I, being the master chef I am, prepare a dish of roast chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans with just a touch of garlic, with a giant chocolate milkshake for Seasong. Unfortunately, I'm not actually the master chef I seemed to think I was, and my chicken is slightly undercooked. This leads to a horrible case of bird flu, and in all the agony that comes with it, seasong falls down MY HILL.

B-mental welcomes Barret to the forums by tossing a sharpened boomerang in the general direction of Barrett. Poor Barrett's lightning quick reflexes caused Barret to flinch, and a grazing shot intended for the remains of aforementioned undercooked chicken results in a visit to the emergency room so Barrett could be de-boomeranged. B-M slowly whistles his way up the hill and prepares fortifications.

longwinded my @$$

B's Hill !!! :rolleyes:

How many times have I told every body, NO blood shed of any nature on MY HILL . Just that B learns the rules of MY HILL , I have to send him to an Island for training. Little does he know that once he is on the Island, all the connections to it will be broken and deadly sharks will be made to lurk around waiting for B to take a plunge in the water....hehehe....~evil expression~ :D :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

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