Pam

The PAM is the greatest person to have ever lived. I'm sorry, I just couldn't insult the above great man.

The PAM believes in self-praising himself a lot. :brow: What he doesn't know is that actually I am the greatest person to have ever lived :cool: :cool: (silly ignorant people :rolleyes: :rolleyes:)

The PAM is the greatest person alive who is riding on a pony towards Mars. It's a good thing she's the only one currently doing so. :D :p

Come one, Come all, but only handsome men. ;) I am on this journey towards Mars. :banana: :banana:

The PAM lives in a fantasy world and refuses to come out of it. :D

I like it in my fantasy world. :nod:

The PAM is envious of my fantasy world, but doesn't even realise she is living in one of her own. :p

Me too !! And I am the one enjoying my fantsay more than anyone else :banana:

I am too cool to be envious :cool:

The PAM is so full of false pride about his fantasy world :p

And well I shoud be proud, my kingdom spans the galaxy! :)

The PAM is so cool, she uses it to freeze anyone she doesn't like. :eek:

Not really. I freeze them to death *wicked smile*

next is a King who always gets lost and cant find his way out.

hey! This is the insult the PAM thread, not the predict who will come after you thread. You are in the wrong one, but it's an insult, so I'll forgive you this time.

The PAM can't keep her threads appart.

*sheepish smile* Okay Okay. So I made a mistake.

The PAM likes pointing out mistakes.

I do? :)

The PAM's appetite would decimate entire countries if left unchecked. ;) :p :eek:

Okay. I'll give you one potato from my share. Dont ask for more now.

The PAM needs to upgrade himself on Earth's and Mars's measurement standards.

I do not, I just got the most recent update uploaded to my brain! :p

The PAM would see Martian children starve so she can eat.

Good for you.

The PAM makes his guests eat only small martian potatoes, when they want big ones.

the PAM is a guest who likes to confuse her host with contradictory statements about wanting low calories, while insisting on a high calorie meal.

low calories !!! who said that???? Me !!!! nah........

The PAM is really confused as to what to serve his guests and keeps blaming them for it. huh............

the PAM is suspected of grand theft Potato!

The PAM is a suspicious person................

Any one would become suspicious when they have the PAM as a guest. :nod:

Is that so??? I wont be your guest then.

The PAM doesnt seem to like guests.

The PAM makes many mistakes, now she thinks suspicion of a guest prevents liking a guest. How silly.

The PAM is now confusing his guest betwen suspicion and liking. :rolleyes:

Maybe the suspicious nature of the PAM is what is likable. :D

The PAM is so easily confused, she often mistakes herself for a Martian potato, even though it looks nothing like her.

Thanks !!!! :D :D

The PAM compares fantasy with reality (not a fair comparison) Potato and Madhuri (Gosh...)

Is the PAM reality or fantasy in the above statement? I know Potatoes are a reality, so the PAM must be a fantasy. :goof:

I am the reality living in a fantasy world.

The PAM needs to brush up his interpretation skills..............

The PAM's reality is as much a fantasy as any other fantasy world. :eek:

The PAM seems to prefer fantasy over reality. Oh, what a choice :rolleyes:

I wonder what the PAM prefers? I'm sure she can make up her mind sometime in the next 100 years :p

I would prefer reality with occasional fantasy (to add up the spice). I could decide in a jiffy you see.

The PAM has this wrong notion that people take 100 yrs to decide upon something. pffftttt........

No, it was just the PAM that I thought would take 100 years to decide. :p

The PAM occasionally has disturbing fantasies. :D

See you had a wrong notion, isn't it? I decided in a fraction of a second. :p

Oh PAM, please come out into the real world.

I'm in the real world! I can exist in multiple worlds simultaneously.

The PAM thoughts are just so three dimensional.

I am capable of efficient multi tasking.

The PAM though has difficulty deciding which world he currently is in. ( I cant always help you PAM)

Puh! I don't need your help in deciding which world I'm in. :D

the PAM isn't actually in any world at all, caught in between when she sneezed so loud it broke the fabric of space and time.

The PAM's turnip fascination borders on outright insanity! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/repa.gif

The PAM just loves turnips.

The PAM enjoys correcting my spelling mistakes! (PS. Actually, I do like turnips in stew, not raw ;) )

the pam certainly is not a dragon.

The PAM creates "art" out of Spam cans, cotton balls and old pieces of twine.