Another creative game

(Chorus:)
Pen, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Pen,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy ken. Oh

(Chorus, twice)

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Pen's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when Pen roared out his name. Oh

(Chorus)

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Pen that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Pen no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Pen could not be brave,
So Pen that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh

(Chorus, softly)
(Chorus, loudly)


Well, not a eulogy precisely, but we shall all miss Pendragon's mighty roar.

Niiiice...we should have that on the PB & J thread!!

Kelly Sprout -- brutally murdered by arrow for infringing on a certain Emerald Archer's trademark rights on the color green. The Jolly Green Giant is next.

Robin was oddly tranported back in time to the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
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Don't worry, I will visit your grave...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...mileys/rip.gif

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Originally Posted by Boris239

Their leader- Kathy was confirmed to be a practising witch using Monty Python and the Holy Grail methods (nobody doubted it anyway-after all only witches can be so beautiful) and consequently burnt on Copley square near the Trinity Church.

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Perhaps in my next "life" I ought to choose a safer occupation...perhaps a shrubber? ;)

Another Sighting of "Ressurection Kathy"

SALEM:____Another person has contacted the newspaper with word of a strangely beautiful, raven-haired lady in a white shroud, seen prowling the grounds of the old cemetery. This ethereal beauty has also been known to appear under the old hanging tree on the hill outside town, and around the landmarks dealing with the infamous Salem Witch Trials. It is not known who the lady is, although a psychic investigator told the paper that she said to call her "Kathy" and that she was, quote: "Dead undying" unquote. Anyone who disbelieves in haunting is welcome to come see for themselves.

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PS. THANKS, KELLY! I LOVED THE SONG! :lol:

Pendragon was found brutally murdered. Witnesses point to a strange, raven-haired woman seen near the scene moments before the crime. Earwitnesses also report hearing a voice shrieking, "MY NAME IS NOT KATHY -- IT'S LIGEIA!!!" Memorial services to follow next week.

THE END OF GREEN ARROW?

The famous Superhero Green Arrow was rushed to an undisclosed hospital last night in what Batman, speaking for the Justice League, would only describe as serious condition. As this reporter could get nothing more out of the Dark Knight, an attempt was made to contact Arrow's sidekick, Arrowette. She was joined by Arsenal, a former sidekick of the Arrow, who finally provided details. The Arrow had created a "boomerang arrow" years before, as a weapon against crime. The problem was, it would return to the shooter at full speed and had to be destroyed before it hit. Green Arrow and Arrowette were surprised and ambushed before he could destroy the returning arrow, and it took him out. Police are out to round up the gang, but Arsenal and Arrowette seem fairly certain they won't find them. The Arrow’s condition remains a mystery.

The Picture of Pendragon Gray

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When they entered, they found hanging upon the wall a splendid portrait of their master as they had last seen him, in all the wonder of his exquisite youth and beauty. Lying on the floor was a dead man, in evening dress, with a knife in his heart... It was not till they had examined the rings that they recognized who it was.

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Due to an accident at the meat processing plant where Kathy spend many days pressing buttons, cats worldwide can now enjoy a new limited edition can of catfood with a very special flavour.

Ewwww! Sorry, I know I have interrupted the flow of the thread... :lol:

Still AimusSage's turn

I guess I should clarify that the special flavour is that of Kathy's bodyparts.

She processed herself into catfood! :eek:

Never mind, I'll knock you both off.

Pendragon, whose avatar apparently left some ambiguity as to whether he was staring at his computer or at a poodle, was shocked to find that the former suddenly changed into the latter. Poodle-welfare representatives declined to comment on Pendragon's sudden, un-provoked mauling by a breed of dog previously thought harmless.

Aimus was found this morning bitten by a bizarre breed of vampire with an allergy to turnips rather than garlic. Unable to cope with the obvious irony, Aimus bludgeoned himself to death with one of his beloved vegetables.

Someone with a cudgel came from behind a tree and smashed Robin Hood into a pulp. The police are at a loss as to whom the killer is. There seems to be no motive other then random killing. Witnesses have described the killer as big, muscular, with the skin of a bear used for clothing.

A mysterious Assassin has apparently slain the corrupt magic-wielder, Aimus. Eyewitness reports are sketchy, with only a general picture of an athletic-looking, dark-haired woman, wielding a set of wrist-mounted claws on each hand.

the unfortunate protector of Sherwood forest, Robin Hood (3000), has just met his untimely demise at the hands of a pack of ducks who apparently spoke a different dialect of Rubber Duckese. or possibly had a thing against rubber. all are in mourning for this noble soul, who, it now appears, wore many avatars, now gone with him - Green Arrow has kicked the bucket, as well as a fox wearing an unlikely green shirt (do not try this at home, folks, foxes + shirts = band-aids).

The peaceful Mir, alas, will fly no more. Having lost energy to friction for several years, she finally descended into the atmosphere and swiftly cremated.