because they're like people the cant just tock
why do they call it a heart?
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because they're like people the cant just tock
why do they call it a heart?
He-art As many sensitive males are also artists in some way :) Or maybe I just try to think that...:p
Why does running more efficient exercise then walking?
because running is faster and makes it harder for unwanted fat/calories to catch up....
why is he to she, but not him to shim......????
The feminist movement.
Why does the word "doom" seem to have a "w" in it?
because your pronouncing it incorrectly....I dunno
why is it double-u instead of double-v?
Because Double-V was already taken by an energy drink company :p
What would happen if i DIDNT ask a stupid question?
This answer is null and void.
Why do birds eat worms?
So you don't have to.
Why do worms eat dirt?
Because they all have a severe case of pica.
Why did the former homeowners put light switches in the most inconvenient places?
To torment the oppressor!!!!!!! and the new owners.
Why is the world not a flat disk floating in a bowl of cereal?
Because it won't float. The bowl doesn't contain milk.
Why do vegetarians eat plants?
(My 6-year old Korean friend told me, when I was eating big basil leaves, "Why are you eating grass?")
It is, as a rule, much quicker than "planting eats".
(for those outside the U.S., "eats" is a (southern?) colloquialism for "food".)
Why, in our youth, are we so frequently admonished, typically with a sort of disapproving glare on the part of an elder, that "ain't" is not something to be found in the dictionary and, ergo, not a word, when in fact it is? (Granted, it is Webster's and they will include just about anything, but still...)
Because the Beatles' song lyrics
And she DON'T care...
is perfectly acceptable. I don't know what the rules are regarding this matter (singular-plural) but I just think that English grammar changes.
Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?
Um, for it's remarkable similarity to the middle English "thretten"... (I'm a dork; sorry.)
If Europe generally goes by military time (as I am told it does - and maybe the rest of the world, too), why does it still use dial clocks numbered 1-12?
because its hard to fit all 24 numbers on the clock......lol
why does a clock have a 'face'?