ambulance: a particularly luxurious method of transport by which one is unexpectedly and unfortunately treated to an exceeding amount of care and amenities.
juggler:
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ambulance: a particularly luxurious method of transport by which one is unexpectedly and unfortunately treated to an exceeding amount of care and amenities.
juggler:
Alternative name for an accountant, often referring to those who reside at Her Majesty's Pleasure.
Amnesia
Amnesia - the sweet to follow the God's Ambrosia course.
Griddle
Griddle; what faces a lion when it is deciding whether to eat you raw or barbecued.
Peanut.
Peanut: To a large minority of the population, the peanut, apparently, is by far the most deadly comestible to be found in the supermarket aisles. However, given that the allergy to peanuts seems to have gone unidentified until about 1989, one wonders how anyone susceptible ever got old enough to pass on the gene for it.
Cruise Liner
Cruise Liner; An expensive hotel where the management make greater profits than on land by virtue of the fact that most people either park lunch over the side, or refuse to eat for days on end, to save the aforegoing, thus obviating the necessity to cook things.
Underpants
Underpants? Garments worn by kids, prudes, and sissies.
Dungeons & Dragons
A fate that should be reserved for anybody who writes or reads Mills And Boon.
Yew
Hillbillies use this archaic term to refer to people they do not yet know the names of, such as trespassers.
Ex: "Yew git yer durn-fool feet offen mah land, yew @#??*&!"
Charity
This one was priceless! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lokasenna
Charity: a system whereby pop stars can raise both lots of money and their personal profile, although it is a moot point as to which was their original aim.
Faith
Faith:- A word used to charitably observe acts of gullibility, stupidity and madness.
Fun
Fun: See Faith
Colliery
Colliery - a breeding farm for sheepdogs
lambast
To smother a young sheep with hot fat.
registration
Registration - the emasculation of men called Reg
flambe
Flambe: French phlegm.
Docile:
Docile :- Doughnut-Micile :goof:
Lol...sorry for ruining this. :D
So, the next one can also take Docile.
Docile: The state of not having enough backbone to stand up for oneself.
Marriage
Marriage: A system whereby a man has his nerves taken out, without anaesthetic. See Docile.
Tricycle
Tricycle: The tricycle is the Anglican Church of personal transport. It's stable enough to mitigate risk, and reliable enough to get you to your intended destination, but only a three-year-old would consider it an exciting ride.
Pizza
Abbr. Italian. "A Piece of......"
palimpsest
We've done palimpsest. Pour another glass and think again.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Ooops!! My most humble apologies. Senior Moment!Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkBastable
Carthage
Carthage: City named after a reference to tissue that is neither muscle nor bone but some strange amalgam of the two, and keeping the two tied together like a man with a ball-and-chain
Death Penalty
A form of punishment that absolves the legal system of any responsibility, since The Accused finds it extraordinarily difficult to complain after the event.
Testament
Testament:- a word meaning truth, often applied to mindless superstition and unprovable fancy.
Gourmet:
The name of a small plasticine dog, owned by a strange Northern type called Wallace.
dribble
Dribble - a verb used by football commentators upon observing infantile behaviour by players, including, but not limited to: tantrums, tears and unintential relinquishing of bodily fluids.
Serious -
The sequential showing of 13 or more television programmes, each one following on from the last, albeit loosely. Some seriouses have been known to last for years. See Dallas, Coronation Street, Brain Death.
Nostalgia
Nostalgia - neuralgia of the nose
feckless
Don't want to worry you, me old, but we did that one a bit ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
However...piecemeal. The amount paid to a jobbing cook.
Modesty, and a slight knowledge of Irish comedians, forbids.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Sorry Dafyd - I must have missed it. I've edited it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Cheers! Care to give us another word to bang on with? Ta!
How about:
Election
The process of plugging those who deserve it in to the mains.
Hickory
hickory - the quality of unstrained loutishness. (noun abstract)
hickory - the sound made by a clock that has swallowed a mouse. compare hickoried and hickorise
Dawkinesque
The state of bing rude about anyone that does not agree with your opinions, regardless of what they might be. Also, to stare mindlessly at people on public transport. See dawk, dawking, dawkishness, en-dawked.
Lithograph
Lithograph - a drawing of a very adaptable lady
bounty