That's true but how can the Y's be before the M's ???:goof:Quote:
Originally Posted by samercury
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That's true but how can the Y's be before the M's ???:goof:Quote:
Originally Posted by samercury
They are if you read the alphabet backwards or write a lowercase h upside down (...maybe)
me + rum = drunk
Have you ever noticed how funny it is to see your otherwise serious boss when he's a little tipsey???
Five thirty in the morning on boxing day. No sleep. A bottle of real nice absinthe from my dad. An entire box of truffles. Three or four really packed bowls.
All of these things come together nicely to make a really drunken litnet Robin, and this is the drunk thread, so here it is.
oh my, when did I write this?????Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Probably when you were smashed. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
I'm bumping this thread for future use.
Oh yeah, I tried this kind of vodka after I saw this thread last year and it is really, really good. Tastes like Hubba Bubba watermelon gum.Quote:
Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill
Seriously, never order during two for one happy hour with bossman.
Uh-oh, Papaya.... Did you get all sloppy and start sexually-harassing the boss? :cheers2:
Hahah wouldn't that be fun!! :cornut:Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
HaHa, no there were other people around. jefe ordered a beer but we didn't realize it was happy hour so they brought two and when I told the waiter "I'll just have that" he thought I was ordering instead of saying I'll have that glass of beer so we had four beers sitting there.
It never ceases to amaze me at how quickly wine can sneak up on me.
And margaritas don't? :p How many glasses of wine did you have?Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
No way I'm gonna read those thread at half past.midnight! However, needless to say, typing on a 3 inch keyboard is stupidly difficult at the moment! Thank god for predictive words.on android!
Anyway, my profound drunken thought Is ' why is it you can not see a friend for years, yet it still be like you only saw them yesterday?'
I love this old thread.
Drunken thought number one,
The world is a supremely fu*ked up place.
Number two,
I am a supremely fu*ked up individual.
Number three,
I do believe that I am more than content with these two prophecies.
Fair enough.
Two beers and a touch screen make for some bad typing.
Wine is a lovely end to a crummy week.
My coworker was wearing girl jeans. And I did not comment.
Wow. That's some primo tact you've got there, papaya. :D
allllll riiiiiighhhtttt, post turnaround debriefing is always fun. I think changes are on the horizon.
Lol. Some profound drunken insights here!
Wouldn't macaroni salad be good about now?
As long as you can keep it down :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
What's cheap beer without this song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yftOy8kz7aE
Vodka is my faaaavorite.
For what? Breakfast?Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
:D
:p Maaaaybe...
Why am I still awake? And, more importantly, why do I feel like the only solution for this is another glass of wine? I must examine reality to the point of madness... Or fall asleep. Or write more mediocre poetry while in an upside down state. So many choices! Pernicious, this. I seem to lack perspicacity at this particular moment in some Minkowskian variation on space time.
This the one, Juniper?
Here it is! Only now I'm not drunk anymore.
Should we sticky it? I know there's been occasion where I've looked for it as well.
carry the drunk
and be the frank
who cares what sunks
so long it's blunk
I am all funk
drunken or prunk :D
any cider lovers here ???? or is it Le Cidre not Cider?!
That's a fantastic idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
I'm thinking we need a morning after thread as well. I may have stayed out a little late last night and now I have to drive 3.5 hours. A couple of sliders and a big ol' coke would really hit the spot right now.
Hair of the dog.
Ya gotta get back on that horse - and ride it.
Why do morning-after remedies/metaphors involve animals?
yeah, right?
Dang, a nice cold coke would have been really good.