The key to this lock is wih the girls dear Oz.......
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The key to this lock is wih the girls dear Oz.......
I don't know about that Ozeed. It looks a little too feminine for a guy's club.Quote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
Ok, we can chug it down.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
you know what Virg, I thought the same thing but thats the first image I came across when I googled it.
I'm off to redeem my masculinity....
have fun . . . wait . . . what are you going to do? *flees country*
i'm off to borrow some of Night's popcorn. :D does anyone else find it interesting that all guys talk about is how to get girls, and show off their masculinity by grunting at football; and all girls talk about is how to get guys, and show off their femininity by squealing at clothes? do you know it just took me three tries to write "femininity" correctly? :lol:
as an important step and a revenge for my fellow girls I ASK YOU dear gentelmen to look down:
[IMG]http://www.br2h.com/up/uploads/933a25be7e.gif[/IMG]
*pulls out pipe and irish cream flavored tobacco, and pulls up a chair*
as this is a guy-channell thing...
...
I think it would be an appropriate place to talk about guns.
Any gun owners out there?
I own a Remmington 30.06, a Rugar .243 and a Rugar 9mm.
love -em to death.
:eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill
I think Fool has hit on the thing to run the girls out of this thread once and for all....Mir dont hog the popcorn pass it back :D
sure, here . . . would you like the .54 Uzi as well? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Couldn't see the image, Miss T.
I don't have a gun, but I've been shooting archery with a recurve bow with a draw length of 38" and a weight of about 30#...and oh man, are aluminum arrows the shiz or what? I tried a compound bow, but really didn't appreciate sacrificing accuracy just to spare myself having to hold that 30#'s of pressure on the string...
Man, this morning I went to a body shop to get an estimate on having my chassis pulled out so my bumper, fender, and wheel will all align correctly, and they quoted me 275 US dollars, plus 50 dollars per hour for labor. UGH!
~sips her girly smirnoff~...
That is too bad Shan. Cars are nothing but money pits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
Ha! you think thats bad, I took my car for wheel balancing last week which costs around R150.00(rands). Two hours later I walked out having spentQuote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
R1000.00(rands). Talk about a good salesman:bawling:
Cheers, Shann -- classic recurve is the way to go!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
yeah, especially mine, lol. But it's a hobby that I can (usually) afford for now...once I start teaching that'll be a WHOLE other story I'm sure, but I'm hoping to complete this project before then. Then I'll get a sturdy junker ro drive to school every day and keep this baby as a "weekend car." (I'm planning on getting a personalized licence plate that says: "ALTREGO"Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Aw, man, sorry to hear :( When it comes to cars, you really gotta learn when to say "no" and when to talk them down, lol. My boyfriend's father is my mechanic, so he's always fair, and for things that can't get done at his shop, he can usually tell me how much to expect to pay for stuff...Quote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
Gotta keep it classic, baby ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
i see my predictions were right. conversations are awful and mundane. i see nothing....of value here. :-) i think ur al talking a foreign language, 'wheel balancing' 'rands'.
My my, you're looking a bit GREEN opti ;) ........Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
my my someones colour blind....:lol:
i can provide references to prove u just cant win with me!
I took pity on you....so something to liven things up for you boys....
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Sex Lady will know!
YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
(well it worked for me. opti.)
omg, it worked for me too!!!
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Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill
well, I prefer the cigars...but for guns...well, I do dabble...
I like my vintage colt .45, and my show piece... an american .50 caliber dessert eagle...a .22 for target shooting, and I do confess, that for hunting game birds I use both the 410 single round short barrel shotgun, and the 12-gauge 3 round shotgun aswell. though for hunting duck, I do prefer the 20 gauge.
Why does it smell like old socks and testosterone in here?
~looks at feet~Quote:
Originally Posted by Papaya
...sorry. :blush:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
well, i understand the smelly socks bit-no girls here to tidy up after u filthy boys. However....mmm...tetestorne? mmmm....well, there are no girls...so....why the.....tetesterone smell? :blush: Boys, im getting worried. Do i need to infrom your parents of anything? I promised them wed have no funny business here and this male bonding will make you all a 'man'.
:p
What does testosterone smell like? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
maybe it smells like socks... :confused:
anyway, i insist: cars are evil
Quote:
Originally Posted by Papayahed
:sick: :sick: :D:D:D
Actually,as Robin confessed, it's because of the kind of shoes they wear,boots!! Girls, where are our highly heeled sandals:p.
http://www.afashion.net/images/C-071DM-CLR-big.jpg
now where are all those shins that are itching for a kick?
nice one ,Opti...
does my old avy suit?
k,here it is!
http://www.br2h.com/up/uploads/ed40e81349.png
Eek girls, do we want to give the impression of heel-obsessed girls? I prefer evil boots or comfy shoes...
uhh :sick: heels, one of the evil torture pieces that can only have been invented by men who never have to wear them :nod:
Who says that men invented them? How do you know that?
Like any woman in her right mind would invent them.....or a number of other items of clothes I wont get into but historically speaking- whale bone and iorn corsets, those masive heavey hoops from the court of Queen isabell that balanced on your hips and were hed up by straps on your shoulders that meant you couldnt sit down, or bend down for that matter later on - have you ever seen the king & I?
I think the feminist has escaped again.:lol:
But my dear, did it ever occur to you that women put them on thinking it would attract men? Don't you think that women competing with themselves drove these things to be invented? I've known women who will do whatever it takes to attract men, and if they think make up or corsetts or high heals helps they will do it no matter how it is uncomfortable. Despite what the feminist say, women freely do what they think is in their interest. Has anyone or do you know anyone that has had a gun put to their heads and forced to wear high heels?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Virgil's got a point, and I'm not talking about those stilettos. It was the female drive to attract males that put them in those astonishingly uncomfortable but occasionally saucy articles of clothing. I'm just glad the hoop skirt died and the corset (in less oppressive forms) survived.
Bah, corsets and heels. Sneakers are the way to go (and I shall not discuss undergarments....:p :blush: )
lol!!! nice one opti...Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
I don't really care who invented them, I'm just glad that someone did. I love a women in a nice pair of heels.Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
Anyone watched the Brazilian grand prix?
But where did they get that idea? Men!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
My sister., well practically I cant rember how many persuasive arguments it took to convice her she couldnt wear vans with a posh wedding reception dress.Quote:
Has anyone or do you know anyone that has had a gun put to their heads and forced to wear high heels?
I used to refuse to wear heels ( and do you know how many hours and how expensive it is to buy a nice pair of flat shoes?) now I have an excellent excuse my ankel wont hold up under the pressure those heels cause.
I have to disagree with virgil. Most women wear what they wear to impress other women more than they care about attracting men. We men just reap the benefits. Although no doubt there are women that wear the clothes just to attract men, but these ladies probably do it because it's their work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Also, the shoes/boots with higher heels were originally developed for horseback riding, and the militaries of the time were the first to wear high heeled boots. Look at France a couple of centuries ago, and all the noble men wore high heeled shoes in court. It wasn't untill a few centuries later, in the late 1800s that the high heeled shoe became a fashion element for women.
However I won't deny high heels can be sexy. :)
tut tut. high heels are mens invention to make womens leg look longer and bum look smaller. (un4tunately if ur small like me no amuunt of heels wil make my legsa looks long. :-) but plenty of other ways to compensate....
but yes, womem spend far too much time trying to impess their fellow sex.
That's probably true as well. There's probably an element of both.Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
I would bet not. Aimus provided an scenario on how the high heel evolved. I bet most of these things evolved innocently enough but when women noticed it attracted men or impressed other women, women freely chose to wear it. Why would men invent make up? I bet women noticed that other women with rosier cheeks were more attractive and so they put on rouge to hide their pale faces.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade