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The malfunction that we all have in common is that we cannot keep on topic in a forum.
This is true. But by a certain point how much more is there really to say, and then it's just great to see how many crazy places it can go. Have you read the Animal Farm thread recently? Oh boy, way more fun than Animal Farm. :D I have a very naughty tendency to read along with those serious boards and then jump in when they start to go a little... awry... just to give them another push before they die. :D :D (Don't worry, though; I've thoroughly researched what fragments of history there are to be found on the late Abdo here, and I'm not turning into one of those. I like silliness, not discord and anarchy. Well, maybe a little anarchy. :D)
I had never heard of that EQ game, but who needs that when you have forums? *sighs* I costantly live in a parallel reality, sometimes I'm afraid to be schizophrenic... The thought that comforts me is that at least all of you are real people out there... at least I hope so :D
*glances up ominously through the shadow of her hair* heheheheheheh.... but then, what is reality? ....really? ;)
For all you know Koa, Every user on this board is a manifestation of Abdo, and he's just playing with your head. He could be Admin, and everyother user. He throws in a new one every now and again, just to keep things realistic. hmmm...
So I might not actually exist then!
No you might, yes you don't. :D Isn't it fun talking to myself, Abdo #407?
Yes, I must surely concur, it is. *Oops! forgot to re-login and start a new post*
:D :D Pay no attention to the Abdo behind the curtain. :D
Your devotion to conversing with yourself is most admirable, little do you know that the conversations recumbent here are the basis for research on individuals with problems such as yours. Feel good about adding to the reseach for phsycos.
Sarcasm, yes? *nods hopefully* Not really Abdo, oh no, not really. Dear god hope not. *prepares various objects for schizoid exorcism* *tries to look fearfully at her own head*
:D my disfunction; work. i can't seem to stop working!!! i find challenges in my work everyday. if it is not the work place, then i work on the ranch. love working with rocks. that must be a disfunction.
hello everyone. its been a while.
:eek: :eek: :eek: do you know you can scare me to death with those things? i think my brain can get ill very easily...Quote:
Originally posted by IWilKikU
For all you know Koa, Every user on this board is a manifestation of Abdo, and he's just playing with your head. He could be Admin, and everyother user. He throws in a new one every now and again, just to keep things realistic. hmmm...
:D Making brains ill is another of Kik's malfunctions. :D Just kidding, Kik. As so is apparently my habit of stretching a sarcastic remark into the realm of the believable. Oh dear. :eek:
Welcome back Psyco! :D. What do you do?...for work that is... :D
Koa, All I have to say is DON'T MESS WITH AMERICAN PRIDE!!!
:eek: :eek: :p
Em, I'm flattered, but I consider it one of my functions rather than disfunctions. :p. Besides, making brains ill sure beats making stomachs ill :D :D
I dont know if Im screaming out of sheer terror or joy... Anyways, I have ADD supposedly, or I did as of 1999. It may be gone, but I am a C student thanx to a complete lack of homework completion. All of my teachrs tell me Im the smartest kid in the class, I dont know whether or not that is to motivate me or the truth. And there is another disorder...
I trust no one. The most beautiful girl at our high school asked me to go to senior prom with her, and I still think she had some reason other than wanting to go with me. And I really cant believe that girls like me. I have lots of issues with girls. Oh jeebus... I am waiting for the whole intercourse thing until I get married, maybe that is a part of the distrust thing, but I originally did it for spiritual reasons. I feel really superior at times, and at the the drop of a hat I feel like there is no one who could possibly like a person like me. I am very... outgoing, and at times loud, possibly annoying. That may help me at some point, but the cool people in high school dont stand out, the blend in and follow, making sure they do nothing to draw attention to themselves. Wow, I feel better now. Sorry for whatever I wrote above.
And kik, How do we know you arent making all of this up right now?
*gasp* "Jeebus?" *giggles furiously and heads for the Simpsons thread* :D :D
great posting style. I give it a 10.
Hero, take it from me, a former waiting-til-I-get-married-for-spiritual-reasons-guy, once you abandon that you will realize how silly it is. But maybe thats another thread.
Well, that's kinda the point I was making earlier. There is no way to know.... ANYTHING *dramatic gasp music*.Quote:
And kik, How do we know you arent making all of this up right now?
Love your avatar btw. Did I say that in a different thread? :confused:
While the site was down this evening, I spent some time exercising a bit of deductive reasoning. I would say that unleashing one's overdeveloped love of anarchy on one's friends is quite a major malfunction, indeed. *look of inquisitive consternation in RH's general direction*
:confused: I'd do it even at the risk of be executed ;) :D, but...what does it have to do with anything aorund here??? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by IWilKikU
Koa, All I have to say is DON'T MESS WITH AMERICAN PRIDE!!!
:eek: :eek: :p
i have no american pride left. :( except of course for the landscape! :)
I'm proud of grey squirrels. Cause my kitten looks like one. And maple trees, you gotta be proud of those. But mosquitoes can go to hell in a bucket... better yet, they can all drown in Cheney's massive oil drums and ruin the national supply. (Did you know two days ago on C-SPAN I saw a bill being lobbied in the Senate for the large-scale development of ethanol as an alternative to gas and deisel. It's already used as an additive to gasoline, and with minor factory modifications to the engine there are some people who already have cars that run on 70% ethanol, 30% gas. It only costs like 20 or 30¢ to the gallon. How cool is that? I might be proud of the States again if we made that the standard.)
yeah, the whole waiting thing will be desroyed in college Im betting. I just thought it was better than risking being a high school dad. And my avatar is cool I guess. I will change it weekly, or not. Well see.
I've just recently realized that I tend to be somewhat passive-aggressive in my posts, albeit entirely unconsciously. Like there's a leak in the barrier between my id and ego, and the former keeps squeezing through in little pieces. Gotta watch out for that.
"DONT MESS WITH AMERICAN PRIDE" Was Abdo's sig when he was finally banned. When he reincarnated himself as StarBlue, that was the quote that he revealed his... Abdoness with. It was just somthing that he said that I always remembered. I'm not really a red white and blue wearing, USA bumpersticker on the back of muh truck having, yee-haw who loves America's forign policy of "We are the biggest! Look at our big big guns!" Sorry if I gave that impression. In fact, when Americans come into the pub I work at, I often speak with a British accent :D :D.
That being said, I am proud of the American people's protests against Bush's war, the biggest protests in the history of the USA. I'm proud of the citizens of Seattle raging against the WTO, even if they did do it violently :(. I'm proud of the 9/11 victims families that are mature enough to denounce the war for "vengence" and see it objectively as the war for Bush to get rich. I'm proud of our beautiful country, the mountains, the deserts, the marshlands, the forests, its really beautiful. I'm proud of the beautiful skylines of American cities like New York, DC, Atlanta, Seatle, Vegas, ect... I'm proud of American football, which I still claim is the most physically brutal AND the most intellectual sport in the world. I'm proud of American film, even though 80% of American films are pop-culture hollywood crap, there are some gems, and those gems make me proud. I'm proud of American liberal political activists like Michael Moore, Al Franken, Noam Chomsky and others who make the rest of the world aware that the American public is NOT brainwashed by the government. I'm proud the fact that Americans can vote and that there vote matters (unless you live in Florida, but that's another story ;) ). I'm pround that the other Americans on this forum are intellegent and wise, hopefully that will can show the international community on this board that "American pride" can exist, but its not somthing to push down people's throats.
Silly Abdo. :)
Oh and Hero, there's a time and a place for everything... and that time and place is college ;). Good luck my young friend, just be safe :D:D:D
Amen to that. I would like to say that although I dont hate America, I would never buy anything with our flag on it. Its rediculous. I pay taxes, isnt that enough? Oh, and is that why I immediately hated starthingy? Its abdo?
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:D :D :D
"It's very simple, children. The right time to start having sex is... seventeen."
"You mean seventeen, as long as you're in love."
"Nope, just seventeen."
"But, what if you're not ready at seventeen?"
"Seventeen. You're ready."
Yup.
missed it by one year. Wish I had started watching/worshiping South Park a year sooner. :D
I really havent seen enough South Park. No one can. I think Mr. Slave was the greatest character ever.
Don't you watch commercials? Towelie is the greatest character ever. :D :D
Sorry guys, your both wrong. Butters is the absolute greatest character EVER. Especially when he unleashes his alter ego, Profesor Chaos!!! "Kneal before Profesor Chaos!"
I must concede.
You better! Or Profesor Chaos will flood the earth!
He can't, though. The Simpsons already took all the good ideas. :D
Yes, its true!!! Butters, P-P-P-Professor Chaos, you are god, and notice god isnt capitalized, and, and, and LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!! *breaks down crying and faints like those girls at Elvis concerts*
No seriously though, when Awesom-O has to put a suppository in butters anus, oh god I am gunnah need a bottle of 02 if that episode is on again.
I just can't stop laughing at the name "Awesom-O." :D
As one who was banned form tv for five years on the homefront I am at a loss at what to contribute. So I'll play it conservative and say that having experinced the simpsons for the first time at university I was stunned by the hilarity and if I had a tv where I am currently at I would watch till I dropped.
Oh, you've got a lot of catching up to do, friend, to become a master quoter like me. :D The number one ear mark of a cult classic is when you can watch the same thing over and over again and laugh just as hard each time. The Simpsons is on in syndication here THREE DIFFERENT EPISODES every week day -- 6:30, 7:30, and 11:30, -- 7:30 on Saturday, and the new season at 8:00 on Sunday, sometimes with a rerun on afterwards! It's insane. Insane, and most appreciated. :D :D
I have to wait to play catch up till sept when i return to my nonexistent house in canada. I will proabably end up livin gin a box on the street staying up late at night studying by the light of a flashlight and drinking water from a dripping drain pipe.