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Why are the Christmas colors green and red?
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The people who get paid to plan Christmads festivals!
Why are the Christmas colors green and red?
To honor the Star Wars films by reminding people of lightsabers.
Why is sparkling cider called "sparkling"?
Because it hurts your throat. Like sparkling fireworks. :p
Why can't brontosaurs and tyrannosaurus rex be friends?
Because the ceiling is too low.
Why are there smilies where ever I turn my head?
Because Im online, lol http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/liebe/f050.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/a045.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e050.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e055.gif
Why can't you love me?
Because love hurts and we have run out of painkillers
Are there more fish in the sea?
Nopers, the plankton outnumbered them lol :D
Do you think i am stupid? :eek2:
Cheerios.
Where's the beef?
In the can.
Why are is Einstein inteligente?
because Allen Poe is a writer/poet
Why do I no longer care?
Because the long lengths of care were sold out and you're stuck with short bits of it.
Why does a school have teachers?
Because that makes it harder to learn. :p
Why do we use idioms that nobody knows the long and complicated stories behind??? (like "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey, and no, if you know where it came from that is not obscene at all :lol:, or "going to Abeline", or others that i can't think of right now because my brain is frozen?)
So that those old enough to know the meaning feel powerful :p
Why does ice melt?
So you can get more alcohol into your drink http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/h035.gif
Why do animals have fleas?
Just in case a blood donor is needed, the fleas could be used to transport the blood.
Why does the sun go on shining?
Because it is an attention seeker
Why do we eat?
Because drinking all the time is unhealthy.
Why do clocks go "tick-tock"?
Because they can't go "arf-arf" and "meow, meow".
Why do people have skin?
Where else will hair grow out of, silly. ;)
Why do stomachs ache if you eat too much?
Hi Lainy. Hope you had a nice Christmas.
I would've wanted to answer that scientifically but this thread requires mental incapacity and silliness, so....the stomach aches because our mouth can't! How else are we supposed to eat more? :p
Yes, Uncle Virg, it was a fine day! I gained about 100 pounds. :sick: I almost swore never to eat again for the rest of my life. :p
Why do we have the alphabet? :p
So teachers have something to teach in kindergarten.
Why do snakes hiss?
Because the other "bets" need a head male :p
Why do cars need fuel?
woops sorry there Virgil.
Snakes hiss because they havent had their nap
Why do cars need fuel?
Why, do WE need them? :p
How can you travel by just reading?
By flapping our arms like wings.
How do ants sleep?
Duh. With their eyes closed, ofcourse. :p Oh I forgot. They don't have eyelids do they?
Why do woodpeckers peck wood?
Woodpeckers are enslaving wood to do their bidding and peck itself
Why do birds fly?
So they can air out their dusty wings.
Why do trucks honk louder than cars?
To impress the ladies.
Why does my stomach hurt after eating cake?
Because it wants more cake
Why dont humans have gills?
Why DO humans have gills?
how does the encryption software on my wireless router work?
By coming to work late, taking too long a lunch break, then demanding too much money.
Why do we ask questions?
To make Poetess happy by keeping this thread alive. ;)
Why do we have light and darkness?
To make the power companies rich
Why would a volcano explode?
Because a mountain couldn't and wouldn't.
Why do transportations have wheels?
Spokes tear up the pavement ( Look up "Rube Goldburg"!) :lol:
Why do things roll downhill?
Hahaha!
Can they climb mountaindown? :lol:
Why do some people swear?
To air out their dirty laundry.
Why are smilies so smily?
Because plastic surgeons did what they're good at: face-lift.
Why are we scared of death?
...because it lasts forever.
Why is this forum so addictive?