Anyone for Coffee? (no boys allowed)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Pendragon

11. "GET IN HERE AND KILL THIS GIGANTIC SPIDER!."
Translated: "I've spotted a speck I think may be a spider and I'm on top of the refrigerator!"

13. "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "I hid it from you and I can't remember where."

---

ha ha ha...:lol: :lol:

Where do you get these ideas from.......:D

Oops....it has been posted thrice.....I cant even delete the extra :(

Oh,glad u like it,nighty I wished for one with a mom and her baby snuggles , u know it would be more expressive but I liked the words of this card.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Pendragon

Shouldn't do this, really, but blame Kathy, she started it!
What women really mean in 18 easy steps:

1. "I'M GOING SHOPPING"
Translated: I'm going to look at every last thing in the mall and possibly buy something, but don't hold your breath. I don't know when I'll get back, fix your own supper, leftovers in the fridge!"

2. "AREN'T THESE THE CUTEST SHOES?"
Translated: " Better not make a sound about how many pairs I have in the closet, or you're a dead man!”

3. "DINNER IS IN THE OVEN"
Translated: "If you let it burn, you'll just have to eat it that way, I'm off with the girls."

4. "SURE HONEY," or, "YES, DEAR."
Translated: Not in a woman's vocabulary.

5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I do not wish to talk about it, OK?"

6. "I WAS SO LISTENING TO YOU. YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT –“
"Translated: "What I'm doing or thinking is more important anyway."

7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Translated: Sarcasm as she passes your recliner.

8. "OH, REALLY?."
Translated: "Are you telling me I'm wrong?"

9. "STUFF DOES HAPPEN TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW."
Translated: "Mention that dent in the fender again and you'll have one to match it in your skull."

10. "I DUNNO . . .. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE SHIRTS. . .."
Translated: "They were on sale."


11. "GET IN HERE AND KILL THIS GIGANTIC SPIDER!."
Translated: "I've spotted a speck I think may be a spider and I'm on top of the refrigerator!"

12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Translated: "And you know very well what they are, buster!"

13. "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "I hid it from you and I can't remember where."

14. "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "You're sleeping on the couch until I find out in detail."

15. "I HEARD THAT."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping to bluff you into a confession."

16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "But don't think I haven't thought about it."

17. "DOES THIS [ARTICLE OF CLOTHING] MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" '
Translated: "Flatter me, you idiot!"

18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. I HAVE THE MAP RIGHT HERE, SEE?"
Translated: "Shut up and drive."

---

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d050.gif bless you Pen, but I do so love to laugh :D

Quote:

---

12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Translated: "And you know very well what they are, buster!"

---

You know my wife uses that a lot. Now I know what I don't know.:lol: :lol:

la dee dee da da...

hmmm...I'm not much for manicures....perhaps I could sit and watch and look at different colors of nail polish so I can figure out what color to paint my car...heehee....

oh my!!!!! Pen is revealing our hidden stratigies,women! plz let's do sth about that. It's so dangerous. It'll cause more underestanding to our common speech!loook how Virg starts to discover the reality of his woman!we gotta stop this and save the marraige:D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miss tenderness

oh my!!!!! Pen is revealing our hidden stratigies,women! plz let's do sth about that. It's so dangerous. It'll cause more underestanding to our common speech!loook how Virg starts to discover the reality of his woman!we gotta stop this and save the marraige:D

---

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pen is so cunning, he was like I am just posting these to make you laugh and he knew these things are sacred... :D :lol:

@Night you do not need to have long nails for manicure, manicure is about making your hands look beautiful, no matter if you have long or short nails... :) so are you or are you on?? :D

I like French manicure a lot... but what I like mostly is when my nails are really long, then I like to paint them black or scarlet red. my two favourite colours.. :)

Anyone who likes me to do her nails.... my women colleagues have these kind of services from me, I make their nails look beautiful... :)

take that oz! wer having much more fun here rnt we> i see lots of smileys, eveyrone lafin and having a good time! so there...whose green now mister? !

Something to keep us busy....and its fun!

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Sex Lady will know!

YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex
(more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).




The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

(well it worked for me. opti.)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shannanigan

la dee dee da da...

hmmm...I'm not much for manicures....perhaps I could sit and watch and look at different colors of nail polish so I can figure out what color to paint my car...heehee....

---

I beginning to think that Shan should be an honorary member of the boy's club. ;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Kaltrina

:

@Night you do not need to have long nails for manicure, manicure is about making your hands look beautiful, no matter if you have long or short nails... :) so are you or are you on?? :D

I like French manicure a lot... but what I like mostly is when my nails are really long, then I like to paint them black or scarlet red. my two favourite colours.. :)

Anyone who likes me to do her nails.... my women colleagues have these kind of services from me, I make their nails look beautiful... :)

---

Oooh yes whats a french manicure? I dont do nail varnish though I have earth hands and it just makes them look stubbier and squarer than they are.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by optimisticnad

Something to keep us busy....and its fun!

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Sex Lady will know!

YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex
(more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).




The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

(well it worked for me. opti.)

---

. . . .hee hee hee . . . i don't know how but i somehow messed that up and after i did the last math-thing, instead of getting a 3-digit number i just got my age! i don't know whether to be creeped out or embarrassed by my mathematical :sick: ness . . . :goof: :eek2:

Original number: x (one digit, as demanded by parameters)
Times 2: 2x
Plus 5: 2x + 5
Times 50: 100x + 250
Plus 1756 (assuming birthday rolled around): 100x + 250 + 1756
Minus Year of Birth: 100x + 250 + 1756 - (2006 - Age) = 100x + 250 - 250 + Age = 100x + Age

...resulting in a three-digit number with digits: X, Age-1, Age-2. Those with three-digit ages will have something different, of course.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Kaltrina

I like French manicure a lot... but what I like mostly is when my nails are really long, then I like to paint them black or scarlet red. my two favourite colours..

Anyone who likes me to do her nails.... my women colleagues have these kind of services from me, I make their nails look beautiful...

---

I guess then we have the same taste in manicure. I love red and black(not all the time but when it goes wed my cloths ),French is my favorite. So you're an expert,hah?great maybe I can consult you sometimes or send my nails to you!!You know when I first gave lessons to my classes I was wearing red manicure but that had a bad effect on them!when I point at something ,their eyes follow my nails not the borad:Dthe day after, a wicked lil teenager was wearing the same color! I erased the idea of going to school with colors like these!

Very important to read: exclusively for Gracy, Madhuri….and all thin, and slim, slender girls:
I've been a fat child with full cheeks, as you might have noticed in my picture. Growing older, I became slim and lost much of my weight! I mean not to frightening extent but still ,losing my cheeks annoys me ,I've always loved the round faces, I dunno if u share this thing with me but if u do then here's the thing. I do not like plastic surgery except if there is something EXTREMELY ugly in you, otherwise I do not know how women go to such clinics for only trifle makeover! The thing is: I've found my solution to return my cheeks without getting your body into the danger of being fat or getting more weight .How? It’s actually ampoules called: Heliabrine marine collagen ampoules. This moisture is basically an energizing, revitalizing and oxygenating treatments which delivers radiance and suppleness to the skin and as a result of this intensive care the cheeks give fullness shape. This is my third day of using this cream and I notice a real change, my complexion never reacted to any cream as this one. I'm not telling you that my face returned full, still too early but as a beginning I see good points as to the vitality it gives to the complexion. Lot's of my friends used it and came out with noticeable results. Of course, after counseling your doctor, so you start it with reassurance as to its being suitable to you. If you are on this, I hope that it's available up there:Dwhere you live.
Kath: are you slim or fat? just curious . If you are thiny then welcome to the slim girls club, and all other slim girls ….the list goes!! Oh ,tiny explorer(that girl! I like her nick:D)can join us without registering except if she is an undercover fat girl:lol: ,this club offers support to all slim girls;have'nt you noticed that all the supporting programs go to the fat people?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Nightshade

Oooh yes whats a french manicure? I dont do nail varnish though I have earth hands and it just makes them look stubbier and squarer than they are.

---

HaHa mine too - my friends occasionally call me stubby because of my short fingers and legs. But I do like a good manicure. I usually go with clear or very neutral shades on my fingers and go for the colors on my toes (I especially like dark reds and bright colors).

Miss T, I am not sure if I will get this cream here in India. I wish I could get a similar kind here, but i'll have to search for it. This is a good idea to remain slim and have a full face. :)

Hey your picture is very cute..... :nod:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Original number: x (one digit, as demanded by parameters)
Times 2: 2x
Plus 5: 2x + 5
Times 50: 100x + 250
Plus 1756 (assuming birthday rolled around): 100x + 250 + 1756
Minus Year of Birth: 100x + 250 + 1756 - (2006 - Age) = 100x + 250 - 250 + Age = 100x + Age

...resulting in a three-digit number with digits: X, Age-1, Age-2. Those with three-digit ages will have something different, of course.

---

*sigh* why is iyt sicience types are always ruinng the magic of things by breaking it down into simple math or physics?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miss tenderness

Kath: are you slim or fat? just curious . If you are thiny then welcome to the slim girls club, and all other slim girls ….the list goes!! Oh ,tiny explorer(that girl! I like her nick:D)can join us without registering except if she is an undercover fat girl:lol: ,this club offers support to all slim girls;have'nt you noticed that all the supporting programs go to the fat people?

---

OI! thats fatisim:nod:

but never mind....
If your not a walking matchstick Join me! ( ps I have the chocolate :nod: :brow:)

No one explained what a french manicure was yet BTW

What magic? The only reason it's amazing is that the first few numbers seem so mundane that no one notices the custom-selected uniqueness of 1756/1755.

Is a French manicure one where they file your nails with their tongue?

This is taking a weird direction and I'm not too sure I like it...it's waaaay too girly :S especially the slim girls thingy :S

I *think* French manicure is that thing where you have a white line at the 'top' of the nail and the rest is transparent or pinkish... I can't explain better... I don't like it.

Well I've been biting my nails since before I can remember but I started to use nail polish a few years ago and with that I can endure up to one month without biting... I don't like red, I like black when I go to dark parties (black for concerts is a must for me, but sometimes it seems too 'heavy', I feel too old for such heavy colours sometimes) and such or when I wear my dark outfits... otherwise I'm for light blue-ish purple-ish things

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Nightshade

so do I!!!
I had some in RL tonight! It was Yummmmmmmieeeeeeeeeeeee!


why are the boys having a special name and we are not?
Can we have one

Umm manicure I nee dto learn how to do those Ive decided that you need to have nice hands when your serving people because who wants some one with icky hands touching there books??

I have my magic tea maker
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...D/teasmade.jpg so and a box of tea bags so on with the caffine!!
mind you I only have a box of earl grey...

---

OOOOH a pic of the teasmade!!! (see I learnt the name!!!:lol:) Did I say that I witnessed the purchase? *showing off* :D
By the way, I was going to look at charity shops if I could find a cheap toaster but my mum said we have a spare one at home so I'll bring it here in January...good news, I save money, bad news, no toaster till I go home for Xmas...:D

On tea, I had THREE cups of tea today, which is very unusual for me but I have a bad bad sore throat and I needed something warm and I bought tea for that purpose :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koa

This is taking a weird direction and I'm not too sure I like it...it's waaaay too girly :S especially the slim girls thingy :S

I *think* French manicure is that thing where you have a white line at the 'top' of the nail and the rest is transparent or pinkish... I can't explain better... I don't like it.

---

You mean those arent plastic/false nails?:eek2:
ahh I dont like those either they look hard and sharp and well cant explain it.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koa

OOOOH a pic of the teasmade!!! (see I learnt the name!!!:lol:) Did I say that I witnessed the purchase? *showing off* :D
By the way, I was going to look at charity shops if I could find a cheap toaster but my mum said we have a spare one at home so I'll bring it here in January...good news, I save money, bad news, no toaster till I go home for Xmas...:D

On tea, I had THREE cups of tea today, which is very unusual for me but I have a bad bad sore throat and I needed something warm and I bought tea for that purpose :D

---

toaster are cheap anyway £12 from argos umm but I wouldnt buy one from a charity shop the go yucky on the inside with dried bread :sick:

You didnt say you also saw me try and get the entire cheescake too :nod: ( I got the leftovers the next day I love uni! :banana: )

Quote:

---

toaster are cheap anyway £12 from argos umm but I wouldnt buy one from a charity shop the go yucky on the inside with dried bread :sick:

---

£12 doesn't fit my definition of cheap... I admit it's a strict definition...:lol:

Quote:

---

You didnt say you also saw me try and get the entire cheescake too :nod: ( I got the leftovers the next day I love uni! :banana: )

---

:lol: :lol: :lol: Did you! :brow: Cool then!!! Did you get just the cheesecake or something else too?

well the cheescake the veg curry the rice ummmm choclate cake trifle that white semolina cake what else oh yes some wierd drinks, basically we had toomuch food:D
Then I went to the University of M dinner on thursday in a resteraunt very posh but they weer also like more strict and less fun ( and there was a talk which was boooooooooring, did I mention they made me pay ?

ahah no I didn't know...well then I didn't miss much...;)
Nooo the semolino cake! That was nice! But wait did I miss the chocolate cake or I don't remember it? :lol: I can't believe there was so much left, we ate A LOT!

They didnt even open the choclate cake or trifle because they had so much and I guess there werent as many men as women, *shrug * also they brought enough food to feed an army.

chooocolate caaaake :(
do you still have some? :D

*elbows Koa out of way* yes, do you? :lol:

cofee and chocolate cake, mmmmmm. i made dark cholocate brownies yesterday, absolutely delicious. served it with warm vanilla. yum yum!

dear LADIES:


here is a magic mixture for the hair,it makes it shiny and very very smooth;)
try it ,u r gonna love me:)

one spoon yogurt,half spoon honey and the essence of an egg(oh,forgot it's name:D) but I mean the yellow part of it...
now mix them and put them for half an hour(or as u like)in ur hair. Then take a shower:lol:
it has an effect of conditonner but it's natural .
good luck...if u try it tell me the result so we can celebrate together:banana:

:D If I use conditioner my hair sucks :D
I modestly think that I have the best natural hair ever, I always only wash it normally and it's nice and silky. Only problem, it gets greasy fast so I have to wash it every single day...

bah herbs... thats the trick, 2 tables spoons of rosmerry in 2 pints of boiling water wait till the herbs settle then sizze and allow to cool a couple of cups whenever you wash your hair and hey presto no more greasy hair!
You can substitue all sorts of things too, sage makes dark hair shiny ( and Id swear my hair grew twice as fast when I was using it but the down side is your hair stinks while its wet and gives the towels a green colour.
a few nettles for dandruff
basically mix and match, a couple of tablespoons of vinger added should in theory make your hair shinny too butI havent tried that yet!
:D
And no no cake left I didnt get the choclate though they tried to give me half a cheesecake but sadly I was already weighed down and you cant exactly go to a mosque with curry, rice AND cheescake-- its just not right.

I bought a new drawer yesterday. I need a space to keep my bags :D. And I already have another storage place for bags!

How many bags and purse you have, gals? I have like 30 something and like coffee, I can never get enough with bags :D.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koa

:D If I use conditioner my hair sucks :D
I modestly think that I have the best natural hair ever, I always only wash it normally and it's nice and silky. Only problem, it gets greasy fast so I have to wash it every single day...

---

I wash my hair everyday too, Koa. Say, maybe you'd like to check out body shop's products. I recommended them to a friend sometime a go (a guy :D). And you know what, he loves it :D :D. Just check out the website to see which product suitable for your hair.

Previously I used Body shop products, but I need to stop using them for a while as I'm currently having hair treatment (special shampoo, conditioner, hair mask, tonic and serum).

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by subterranean

I bought a new drawer yesterday. I need a space to keep my bags :D. And I already have another storage place for bags!

How many bags and purse you have, gals? I have like 30 something and like coffee, I can never get enough with bags :D.

---

Gosh, 30 bags? Is that all!?!! :p Just kidding. I actually have a large bag collection myself (maybe 27...I think) because if it is one thing in life I have learned...one can never ever have too many bags. Some are delicate, some are purely functional, some are trendy and some are classic. It is all good!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Pendragon

[B]Shouldn't do this, really, but blame Kathy, she started it!
11. "GET IN HERE AND KILL THIS GIGANTIC SPIDER!."
Translated: "I've spotted a speck I think may be a spider and I'm on top of the refrigerator!"

---

Hey don't blame me! Does it make me less "girly" that I really like spiders? :lol:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miss tenderness

Kath: are you slim or fat? just curious . If you are thiny then welcome to the slim girls club, and all other slim girls ….the list goes!! Oh ,tiny explorer(that girl! I like her nick:D)can join us without registering except if she is an undercover fat girl: ,this club offers support to all slim girls;have'nt you noticed that all the supporting programs go to the fat people?

---

Us larger folks need the support because society hates us, doncha know. ;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Nightshade

but never mind....
If your not a walking matchstick Join me! ( ps I have the chocolate :nod: :brow:)

---

Sounds like a plan...I will bring the tea! :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by kathycf

Gosh, 30 bags? Is that all!?!! :p Just kidding. I actually have a large bag collection myself (maybe 27...I think) because if it is one thing in life I have learned...one can never ever have too many bags. Some are delicate, some are purely functional, some are trendy and some are classic. It is all good!

---

Well, I didn't count the too ordinary ones :D. And yes, that's exactly what I told my male friends. We girls need many kinds of bags with different colors and shape to suit our needs.

Just thought I'd drop in to say "top of the mornin to ya! " (well its morning here).
and in the name of chivilry a little something from the boys....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by subterranean

I bought a new drawer yesterday. I need a space to keep my bags :D. And I already have another storage place for bags!

How many bags and purse you have, gals? I have like 30 something and like coffee, I can never get enough with bags :D.

---

Gosh thirty ?:eek2:
lets see I have ummm 6 including my backpack ( which needs replacing) and my canvess shopping bag and my umm whats it called my cheshire bag for life.


I have more pairs of footware Im a boot person not a bag person :D