Very. I wept tears of gratitude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
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Very. I wept tears of gratitude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
I knew it yoour a big softie wait till Rachel hears this :lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
Well, at least he's corrupting girls, so we know he's not quite Michael Jackson.
Its too late at night for me to havethoughts like that!Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
YUCK!!
Is it your intent Rubber ducky to give me nightmares?
I may yet turn into a wolf and then where will you be?
wait your inedible I forgot...:(
;) :lol: :D
Well well well, so the penny has dropped. When I worked as Night Attendant in a Senior's residence I noticed it was always the big tall gentlemen that had been former R.C.M P officers or in the army etc that wept the most crocodile tears when I sat and talked to them. They were very soft and emotional inside their hearts.
Never again will I believe a creepy rude sarcastic filthy thing you say you dear old man.
I will just smile and get your fluffy slippers, the ones with Tinker Bell on them and your nice comfy pillow and hand you a delicate pink hand towel. For when those tears rise once more to the surface of those bleary care worn eyes.
Poor poor sweet Starr. there there.....
GO SCHER GO GO SCHER GO YAYE SCHER!!!!!1
Sir Robin I was wondering are you enlisting any new recruits into Sherwood forest.I feel the need this Christmas season to definitely rob the rich uncaring people and give to the poor. I should very much like the honor of joining, perhaps you could start a thread.
I hope you will not say that like that Academy in the U S that drove that woman to a breakdown so she had to leave, I hope I will not be told that it is men oriented also.
Surely I could be of some help m'lord?
:lol:
Poor man you realise we are turnig you into our pet hobby?
the Convert Starr club
or should it be "The we know hes really a sweet old man " club
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/667.gif
sorry I cant help it ((g))
That would be a lovely thread Night and we could attach pictures of all the shawls an d woolie socks and bibs for when he drools while sleeping onto our posts.
how much fun, and we could exchange knitting and crocheting techniques as well as tried and true formulas of helping people like our Dear Starr to expand their horizons by oh I don't know.....actually reading some very good books and doing a book report or two,.
wow the possibilities of a Starr rehab thread are endless are they not? :banana: :nod: :brow: :thumbs_up
HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A HENHOUSE!Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
(Nightshade totally missed my point. I said I was very proud and shed tears of gratitude because my twisted humor corrupted a sweet girl like Pensive. Pay attention, damn it!)
I got that starr but it ma\eans that you really feel the need to share and be loved so we will share all the niceness that is us :lol:
((g))
But the first rule is no swearing, I think I might make so brownies.
And while we are at Rachel do you know how to crochet? Im trying to learn but My family are all kniotters so no one can help me.
:D
I sure do. I will try to find time to crochet a little doilie(those pretty pieces of knitting or crochet that go on tables etc.) and I will incorporate the word "starr" on it and let you see. I will give you instructions. also if you go onto Google and then ehow you can find all sorts of help for knitting and crocheting. And about Starr's swearing, I heard a lot of that in the home for seniors. It seems to come automatically when their minds wander and they think they are young men in the military once more. A gentle pat on the head and a nice cup of hot chocolate always put them right again.
Really Starr should be our little mascot our 'pet of the forum.' what do you say Night?
oh by way Starr have you met our illustrious awesome gentleman of gentlemen Mono as yet? You should look him up and have some conversations with him. His genteel manner, his great and fine mind and his impeccable manners might be of great use to you in your rehabilitation. The forum is magical when he is here,like a dance really.
And his kindness makes ours look very ragged indeed.
Do you agree guys? What better medicine for our dear grandpa Starr?
I'm getting diabetes from all this sugar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
I'm going to take the only medicine that will help me now -- insulin.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
Yes MOno is one of the greatest :nod:.
And I object Starr Im not suguary at all Im more like Cinnamon
;)
:D :lol:
Rachel as a mascot?? humm maybe I think but only if we manage to rehabilitate him until then he can be our pet hobby or project :nod:
You're a cinnamon girl? That's the title of one of Neil Young's best songs. Ever hear it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
errr who? and what? and Nope!
no cinnamon is cool and deliousous and healthy (ish)
and great :nod:
You never heard of Neil Young? He's an American (originally Canadian) folk/rock musician who has been around for 30 years. He was in the groups Baffalo Springfield and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young before he went solo. His early stuff had great poetic lyrics second only to Bob Dylan. Cinnamon Girl was one of his biggest hit songs, along with The Loner, Down By The River, Cowgirl In The Sand and Heart Of Gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Where have you been -- in a cave?
nope, Ive heard of the sweet caroline guy whats his name diamond?
taylor (sweet baby james)
Don mclean and of course john denver but other than that drwing a blank
:D
Neal Diamond is a cheap rhinestone compared to Neil Young. But James Taylor is good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
I love American Pie and Starry, Starry Night by McLean, but you can have John Denver.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
I have never been a miner for a heart of gold but I love Neil Young and he truly is an icon. There is a simplicity about his sound that cuts right to the heart.
Insulin did you say Starr, man for a guy that when I first met him , sounded like the epitome of American manhood and moxy you are now down to weeping, wearing pink Tinker Bell slippers, fluffy towels and now insulin.
Say guys what say we all get together and send this fluffy growly bear a virtual get well card complete with lots of sugar and cinnamon and honey.
How about it. Then he'll know just HOW MUCH WE LOVES HIM. because we do.
Starr you had better pray a whole new bunch of chicks come on board that don't know your hidden sweet side and who like we did will take all manner of offense at just everything you say. That will perk you right up and put you back into fighting trim, am I right? :brow: :D :lol:
Neil Young isn't all sweetness and light. "Four Dead in Ohio" is one of the angriest songs I ever heard. He showed a dark side in "Down By The River," a song about a guy who kills his girlfriend. And "The Loner" could be the theme song for alienated existential mavericks like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
*Starrwriter blows chunks one last time and sinks into a diabetic coma*Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
~breaks into song~
Ding-dong, the witch is dead!! Which old witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding-dong, the...er...
Whaddya mean, "just a coma"??
Hmm. That does put a damper on the party.
~looks innocently at pillow in hand~
Smothering? What could POSSIBLY make you think that??
Oh. Well, yeah, I guess the fact that it was pressed on to his face DOES sort of indicate that...but I was just wiping the vomit off, I swear!!
Well, this is awkward.
Robin!!
how could you??
:eek:
Huh? Oh, it's simple, you just have to make sure the seal around the pillow is tight.
I cannot believe you are such a match M'Lord for the Starr.
In your dreams. RobinHoodlum is just throwing a tantrum because I guessed his age as 10. I wish to revise that to 8 after reading his homage to The Wizard of Oz.Quote:
Originally Posted by rachel
Isn't it interesting how this topic is suppose to be about birds yet we're talking about Starr...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The topic is animals, not birds, and the last time I looked I was an animal. I'm certainly not a plant.Quote:
Originally Posted by DigitalCrash
And, besides, what could be better than talking about ME? I'm rather fascinating, in case you haven't noticed. Ruggedly handsome, intelligent, witty (feel free to add your own adjectives.)
damn, so much for my plan of changing the topic from animals to birds. >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
So anyhow... birds are my favorite animals. You gotta love the birds
I would, but for the Forum Posting Rules :cool:.Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
....modest aren't you? ;) :goof:
False modesty is no virtue. When you got it, flaunt it.Quote:
Originally Posted by samercury
And yet when you lack it, you continue to flaunt :p.
"You" must refer to yourself. Otherwise, the meaning of the sentence contradicts reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Let me get this thread back on topic. I would like to attach a photo of my yellow labrador, but I can't figure out how to do it. Help, from somebody that's done it.
virgil, go to 'go advanced'
then to manage attachments.
Thanks Riesa. But the problem now is that all my pictures are over the 100 kb of memory. Is there anything I can still do?
:D Do you have a photo editing program where you can resize your photo? That's the only way I know how to do it. I hope that helps. I want to see your labby-poo. :D