Let's play rodeo! Swings the rope catching Mil! Binds his hands and feet and hurls him down the hill! HAR HAR HAR! My hill! :D
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Let's play rodeo! Swings the rope catching Mil! Binds his hands and feet and hurls him down the hill! HAR HAR HAR! My hill! :D
Woeful has that hill. Has? Had, maybe?
I get my good firend, Charlemagne Brown to call ole Snoopy to the front yard, which is a plain.
That there hill, my good-eyed witnesses, isa mine again!
Mil was tied up... the Hill is abandoned for a while... i have it up again..
MY HILL!
Ah! I have been decieved! Snoopy digs underground...pops up on the hill, sees Mil and pulls him down the dig hole and covers it with tons of dirt Har Har Har You are buried! Snoopy takes the hill!
uhuh!!... i had the hill .. snoopy's got something else!!
MY HILL!!
Ah, I have been late! I let myself, charming ol' snoopy, play with Eva and let her chase me down the hill, she trips and falls, Har Har! Me goes back up! Hill is mine!
here's a bone dear ol' snoopy... heeere boy' !
My HILL!
where's mill?
Chases the bone Arf! Arf! Got it! Now hurls it back to Eva, it hits her head! Bam! She's out cold! Har Har! My Hill!
Sure, Snoops - you gots yer hill.
But then you see me! You turn and run right into ole teary laughs, and Jack and Jill follow hard after their empty pail.
My hill! Do ya hear the singing of birds again?
Mill's busy listening to birds singin... i come up from the back... push him down... there you go rolling off in you "metal tin"
MY HILL!!
Okay, to begin with, s.t. has the hill.
Now, working forward through the unfolding grandeure of the fair exchange, it turns out that s.t. has been beating up the evil Morgoth, who towers with imposing height over my avatar's hero, Fingolfin. Freed of a long-endured up-hill battle, I am not held back by a girl that fluked in ridding me of an age old foe. I say to that girl, "You! Caddy! You hold this sword of mine, and stand guard at the bottom of...MY HILL!!!"
The swords to heavy i drop it... Mill... i dropped your sword, won't you pick it up again... i'll take care of... that hill..
MY hill...
The sword's too heavy i drop it... Mill... i dropped your sword, won't you pick it up again... i'll take care of... that hill..
MY hill...
It's s.t.'s hill, going once, going twice! I fell for it the first time, but not the second! I raise my hand at this auction, and it is SOLD! The hill is mine!
you were dreaming... i throw a pail of water on you... you wake up..
It's still MY HILL!!
Still your bid on the hill, until, waking up, I put up my hand, and offer the highest price - your rock collection - for that hill, which now is mine!
While smilingtears was busy pouring water on Mililalil, I snuck up from behind and chloroformed her.
My hill.
TB i have your guitar, you want it safe???
My HILL!
:D
Suddenly I remind you both that I, not s.t., possessed that hill t.b. tried to take from the wrong person. Tis still my auction prize!
Mill... you brave knoght, you smart guy!.. Now wouldn't you please let me have that Hill.. uhm...
~smiles coquettishely, flutters her eyelashes and tickles his face with her wings~
please... pwettyy pleeease.......
My HILL!
I steal my guitar back and melt both of your faces off with a sweet solo. My hill.
Ah! the guitarist... I snatch the guitar and hang it on the tree down right at the end the hill..
MY HILL!
On second thought, I'll just sit up in the tree play guitar, and watch you two fight for the hill. Still your hill.
:banana: MY HILL!!
Swee-eet magic!Quote:
Originally Posted by TBtheG
While you watch from the tree, the magic called smilingtearz' eyes haps upon you (t.b.) eating the coconuts! She runs hysterically, forgetting her charms, crying aloud, "Leave my weoponry store alone! Those are for hitting Mil with!" All the power of her lashes breaks, as the mascara runs down her face like weeping lines of the coconut shell's grain.
Did I mention yet? My hill!
too concerned about my looks.. i go wash my face in the clear waters of the lake besides the hill... aha!.. an idea... TB, you can have the coconuts... keep throwing the shells at Mill while you're eating... i catch some fishes in a net i magically create out of rainbow silk... fishes...
In your pants MILL!
MY HILL!!
While I see her tearfully happy majesty retaking my property, I say, "Fishes, go to work!" They take my side, but not my pants, and the queen of rainbow ponds is chased by fish all the way to Tokyo.
My hill! HaHaHaAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fly back from tokyo... i learnt japanese... said something *nasty* ... Mill's busy figuring that out... i push him down the hill agian
MY HILL!
Since her hill is my hill, and the things she affects me with just a rehash of my side of things affecting her first, I am the source of her batting her eyelashes, so I do the exact same thing to her, and have a more original effect on her. She says, "Oh master, you are tranquility and beauty itself, and I must obey. Please do take this hill and allow your humble pupil and servant to thank you for the loan and be off to own what is truly mine: my homework - and a painting of your gracious dismissal on the cover of my binder."
I say, "Yeah, yeah, whatever, child. What are they even teaching you in the schools these days? Not the the hill ... IS MINE?"
But Mill did not know that it was just a trick... he's absorbed in my flattering words...and suddenly TBtheG knocks him down with coconut shell... thanks TB.. my HiLL!! :D
It took one coconut - just one coconut - to wake me up and free me from all of smilingtearz' spells and their side effects. She, still weighed down under the side effects of laziness and inattentiveness, did not stop me from re-raising the Mililennial flag once more. My hill!
what's he saying!... i make some rainbow silk ribbons... tie this guy up... it'll take you time to free yourself...
MY HILL!!!!
I beg the dear maiden to feed her prisoner. She comes near with coconuts, but I surprise her with guard fishes! She runs back to Tokyo, and leaves the rest to my care and keeping. I let the fishes work me out of her bindings, then I return to my hill!
*screams frantiacally*
~pulling her hair~
~"calm down Eva.." to herself~
catches him by the leg and hangs Mill upside down inside a church bell in place of the Gong... you look good... sound good there...
MY HILL!
I say, "Whoever hangs from this bell first gets the hill straightaway! Straightaway!" Smilingtearz looked up nonchalantly and stated matter-of-factedly, "You are first to hang from the bell. You get the cherished hill, I guess. Since this was declared at a Church, I shall right readily comply. Right readily!"
She lets me back down onto my hill! And she lets me tie her to the bell in case she is first next time. But I just keep ringing her, saying, in time with her chimes, "My hill! My hill!" I also say, from my hill, "How do you like that view of my hill, not from my hill, but watching me on my hill?"
the fairies come and untie me realizing my silly decision in my ignorance of the "cruel world" out there...
the fairies pick Mill and take him and throw him to the middle of the sea...
they say i deserve the hill..
MY HILL!
Good thing the fishes can still swim. I return and decoronate the queen that is not my queen. I mail her crown to the emperor of Japan, and off to Tokyo she goes once more, to nogotiate back her corona.
My hill!
I choose to let the king kep my crown... I WANT THE HILL!!.. i scream in your ears and you need to go to a doctor to get your ear drum fixed...
MY HILL!
While at the doctor's I learn something wonderful, and he learns something wonderful:
I learn that the hill is theapeutic to my recovery; and he learns that Eva is his long lost daughter. I return to MY HILL! with a message. Eva goes home (to the hospital).
Milalil has the hill.
I have a wrestling match with Milalil and then I break his nose to get the hill
My Hill!