no baby, merely checking if the applicants have a "ear for music" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Beth
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no baby, merely checking if the applicants have a "ear for music" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Beth
Thats funny.Quote:
2)Are your Bathroom windows intact?
:lol:
Thank God I wasn't recruited as a singer!
I can't believe this thread is up to six pages in one day. When I get home tonight I'll fill out the audition for lead singer. I always wanted to be Mick Jagger.
I have great hopes Virgil!!
(by the way you get in straight if you join the dasterdly... with devotion :D Please keep that a secret.. :p)
Eva, You're on the dastardly? I jumped ships a couple of weeks ago. I'm now on the Amazon. Why not come and join us?
ermm...though all my sweet friends are on the amazon side... my decisions depend entirely on some other "important factors"
if you have the patience to read through the last posts made today on that thread you might understand :D
Sorry :D.......
if you want to stay on the band, delete the last post before Aimus reads it...
erm... please...
OK I did. Sorry.
I got to get back to work. See ya. ;)
Already using totalitarian policies! Threaten people to get what you want. Such a grand vision, bespoilt by the rigors of human ambition . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by smilingtearz
oh cm'on David.. it wouldn't harm anyone :)
i was just trying not to offend our manager... he's working hard to get the Band publicity!!
Ok I am in!!!!
I agree with Eva, there are plenty of reasons for staying on the Dastardly...! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by smilingtearz
Do I need a new harp? Well, at the very least, I need more than one string...
Do non-singers need to fill out that form?
WOW MEN!!!!!!!!! this is great look at this!!!!!
Eva i agree on the audition form on post 77 it's great
Pensive sorry but the hit song is the first song composed by Eva but i love what you have composed it is GREAT!!
ShoutGrace (post 90) the one rule for this thread is peace and respect Eva was doing what was needed to keep that because that is what this is all about respect peace and friendship!!!
People this is great this is going to be perfect I LOVE IT!!!
OH EVA loved post 57 jaja
No way Aretha Franklin and The Beatles all the way
jaja jaja
I sing soprano too, but it's fine if you want me for background. I will just sing if it needs to be done.
I might need a better violin, because the one I have isn't that good. I don't need a bow.
I might be able to teach some norwegian dances to go with the folk songs, and maybe folk singing too.
We should use jaja jaja as part of the chorus for most of our songs. :D
Ok, folks..., you got your singer and players, fine instruments, now you need a manager :D
I can find you decent studio to start with..., make a demo album, and I'd lick those producer's as*es to get you a record deal. How's that sound?
;)
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Originally Posted by chef
And Chef, ja..., I like your ja ja ja
:D
Name: Virgil
Age: 44, but I look younger *hides grey hair*
Gender: Male
Country: United States
strengths: I'm an old fart just like the Rolling Stones
Weaknesses: I'm not one of those skinny english rockers; I have a little belly!
Height: 5' 6"
1)Are you a bathroom singer ~ Yes. Only time to drown out my voice.
2)Are your Bathroom windows intact(write N.A. if bathroom doesn't have a window) ~ Yes, but cracks are developing.
3)Have you sung for any choir(specify e.g. sunday church choir) ~ rejected
4)Do your friends think you sing well(ask and confirm before answering) ~ Are you kidding? Last time they tried to put a sock down my mouth.
5)according to you, does a donkey sing or bray? ~sing, almost as good as my voice.
6)Have you ever won prizes for singing?~Just a smack across my head from my wife last time I tried to sing in the car along with the radio.
7)Have you done solo performances? Yes, of course. There was no one in the audience.
8)do you suffer from stage-fright? ~ No, I'm quite flamboyant.
9)Are you confident of your appearance on stage? ~ If you don't mind my pot belly.
10)Can you dance while you sing? (i don't mean jump and hop, i mean mere movement of the body according to the music) ~ At weddings, after a scotch and a few glasses of wine, I've been known to break dance. Of course they told me I was just squirming on the floor.
11)What according to you is the largest number of audience you can face? ~ Millions, bring them on.
12) can you play an instrument? (specify e.g guitar) ~ Does whistling into the mouth of an empty beer bottle qualify?
a)Can you sing while you play? ~ Sure. I lie well.
13) Expand PB&J ~ :confused: Pink Babe & Jerk?
14)In 50 or less words, tell me why you think you want to join PB&J
I'm cool. :cool:
I just started playing guitar, but i'll join the band.
this is going to be the biggest band ever known jajajajajaja now how great is that YEA jaja
1) non singers don't have to fill that form... you'll learn how to sing in course of time
2)We already have a manager sub, can we have you as the deputy manager and incharge of the members (you'll get you're appointment letter soon) ... they have a lot of questions which turns difficult with all these letters i've been typing!!
3)RJ :nod:, that's a good suggestion
4)Jaja :D
5)Peace and friendship...
thank you for your co-operation.
Eva
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Originally Posted by Ryduce
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Originally Posted by TBtheG
thanks!
Hehe, I love music but it doesn't seem to reciprocate the feelings...it'll be the end of the world once I sing LOL! I can't seem to sing english songs well, only Japanese ones, and I partly play a piano and flute...I don't think I'm qualified for anything here ;)
the flute :eek:..
we don't have anyone who plays the flute here, wouldn't you?
yea you can play the flute that would be so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here comes a new song lyrics. Anyone if you want to make changes in it, you are welcome!
When I went away
It will be sung like: When I weeeeeeeeeeeeent awayyyyyyyyy (in slow music)
Things were not like this
It will be sung like: Things were not---pause----like this (again in slow music)
Now, when I am here
It will be sung like: now when I aaaaaaaaam----a small pause----here
You are not here
It will be sung like: You are noooooot heeeeeereeee (again in very very slow music)
I hope you liked it. I am looking forward to complete this song in no time!
I took very few lessons back then in 1st year high...I went to a poor school in high school so we don't get much of music class...but I try to learn them by myself at times. I'll try to play my best for you :nod:
To all the composers here, man you're great! :D
I started composing back in my 4th grade and stopped in third year high...never got the hung of it anymore, hehe, oh well.
i can see you're dedicated already, YOU"RE IN!
you'll be recieving your appointment letter shortly.
and Robinhood, i'll go shop for a new harp as per your demand... it'll have more than one strings :D
Wow gee thanks :D
Ms.Subterranean selected as Deputy Director and co-ordinator, and has taken up the responsibilty a few moments back. Congratulations!
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Originally Posted by Eva
I'm in!! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Thanks. :D
you'll be having your first performance soon.. a duet with virgil? can you manage one??
Of course, singing with Mick Jagger is one of my dreams! :cool:
Who would Mick Jagger solo with? Virgil is probably a jazzy bar kind of singer?
did you read his application?
Is it that obvious that I didn't?? :eek: