Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

s'okay, ye are correct. :D

Hmm on which ship should we go?

Stans' or Schers'?
It be a touch choice.

Well, at least there are bonuses of being multiple to an indecisive person.
*joins both*

A Taliesin divided against itself cannot stand.

You're right!
*will start building their own ship soon*

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Pensive> Here is a reward of 100 Kitkats for you for your bravery and skillful fighting! You can also keep Willow's finger as a souvenir! :Dhttp://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

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Thanks for the Kitkats and no problem captain, I assure you that my special silver knife is quite handy. It can cut thousands of fingers on my first command.

*looking at her blessed silver knife with admiration*

such violence, and er divided tailsin, always welcome on me ship lad! :thumbs_up

hark, where be my adversaries...be they relinquishing yonder war? :D

They are waiting for the RPing for Dummies to be available online before causing more RPing faux pas!

:D

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

They are waiting for the RPing for Dummies to be available online before causing more RPing faux pas!

:D

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they be more like guidlines, not really rules per se. :D

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

They are waiting for the RPing for Dummies to be available online before causing more RPing faux pas!

:D

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I must be a dummy, what is RPing?

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)

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Wondering if I should go and complete my MA instead of learning all these? :p

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Originally Posted by Papaya

I must be a dummy, what is RPing?

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RPing=Role Playing :)

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)

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Will there be a quiz at the end? Do we get a certificate if we pass? By which institutions is it recognised if we do? Do we get a title after our names like RobinHood3000, RPE (Role Play Expert) or maybe later stages SRPE (Senior Role Play Expert)?

I might come back with more questions later on... Too tired right now to think properly.

SCP--Sherwood Certified Professional (assuming you pass ;)).

Later on I'm goin to be doin a little o MMORPG...wanna join me guild?

:D God Bless the Brothers Chaps.

Captain, while they be botherin' about all them rules, what say you and I sneak over to their ship again, steal the rest of their grog, and fix them some milquetoast for their ol' toothless mouths, they be seemin' a little weak on the fightin' and a little too concerned about fair play. These are pirate ships...or am I confusing the Dastardly with the Princess' Pleasure dinghy?

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Originally Posted by Riesa

Captain, while they be botherin' about all them rules, what say you and I sneak over to their ship again, steal the rest of their grog, and fix them some milquetoast for their ol' toothless mouths, they be seemin' a little weak on the fightin' and a little too concerned about fair play. These are pirate ships...or am I confusing the Dastardly with the Princess' Pleasure dinghy?

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:banana: :lol:


I think we need to vote Riesa Pirate of the week!!! :D

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Originally Posted by papayahed

:banana: :lol:


I think we need to vote Riesa Pirate of the week!!! :D

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*disguised as an amazon* I think we should make er cptain!...mutinee lass, we al likes yer leadership.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

*disguised as an amazon* I think we should make er cptain!...mutinee lass, we al likes yer leadership.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You'll be walkin' the plank if you keep up with that talk!!!


Besides, your lipstick is smudged.

er, I be an amozon...just syin maybe our c'ptain be maybe tow rapped ups in red tape.

:lol: And I guess he's never heard of waxing that bearfur-coated stick he calls a leg,
And where on God's green earth did he find those shoes?!!! :lol: Let's get 'im!

err, I waxed me leg...that be...moss...ai moss! I spent some time in er prison. :D

Dammit, man, where be yer dignity???

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Dammit, man, where be yer dignity???

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*aside in hushed voice* shh, i be undercover, I be tricken them to mutinee o their cpt'n! :D



...actually ye be right, wher be my dignity! Garr, *sheds disguise*...

HiJaCkEd

harharharhar, this be o the HiJaCkEd ship o the crew er the dasterdly Stan's, an fer the record...we be takin ar dog back. :D :D :D

er okay, out er the new pirate code addition o no god modin, I be UnHiJaCkInG this er ship, and cuttin loose the string thing...we stills get to keep SWRB though, he be a loyal member o mine crew.
:D

Why can't we all just get along? Can't we combine our powers and rule the seas???

Where does that leave me? Am I still being held captive? I'd like to do something about that bit but if I torture my brain coming up with a plan to break free and then find out it was for nothing... heads will be rolling! :p

I agree with papaya. How about if we befriend each other and rule the sea together?

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Originally Posted by Jay

Where does that leave me? Am I still being held captive? I'd like to do something about that bit but if I torture my brain coming up with a plan to break free and then find out it was for nothing... heads will be rolling! :p

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I thik I missed something, you're being held captive??

Yes, ma'am

We don't want to loose Jay. Now, I can't use my precious silver knife. If I will, they can murder Jay.

*Sheesh my precious knife, I will use you later sometime. Don't be too restless*

We have to free Jay.

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Originally Posted by Jay

Yes, ma'am

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oh my apologizes, I didn't realize or of course I would have gotten you back sooner - there's a pizza party going on over here ya know?

I'm not opposed to allegiance but if there's peace of weapons, what's the fun in that? We could have good and bad days so it doesn't get stereotypical but... peace? No fun! :p

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Originally Posted by papayahed

oh my apologizes, I didn't realize or of course I would have gotten you back sooner - there's a pizza party going on over here ya know?

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Yeah, I do :p PIZZAAAAAA :goof:

Why do you keep posting when I am? :D

How bout peas, instead? We can get some pea-shooters and when they come out to use the facilities we can shoot them with peas, think that will make em happy?

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Originally Posted by Jay

I'm not opposed to allegiance but if there's peace of weapons, what's the fun in that? We could have good and bad days so it doesn't get stereotypical but... peace? No fun! :p

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well, we could be havin peace, and then be gittin disruly and be beatin on eachother, besides, I believe if we had er common enemy we'd be workin together...like ol garfield says: no one beats on ody but me! :D

So, so long as there be a steady stream o ninjas that we can fights we'll all be workin together, lest wed probably be fightin. :D

What if we take any of their Pirate our a captive? Kat for Kit!

Where is our Captain? We need to do something...

hehe yeah, peas - that's what I meant "peas" Let's black eye their pea's!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :banana:

I crack myself up!!!

ye be wantin peas...why didna ye says so's?

*over a shoulder..."load the canons"* :D

s'okay, I do we keep telleportin back and firth anywho? :D

Girls, prepare your plates! The Dasterdlies are paying for our dinner tonight! :p

*fire the canons*...now as an example o rp etiquette, ye decides whether we hits ye...yay or nay.

*all the correctin o etiquette I be thinkin o retirin and becomin a govner o some port...I be gettin alots o diplomatic exp. :D *

Right in the plates if you please :p

Somebody should write a song "It's raining peas, aleighlula (sp?)" - sung to the tune of "It's raining men"

:lol: and right in time! Hungry! :p