A-looting we do go,
A-looting we do go,
hi ho the bario
a looting we do go.
Poisening on batch of choclate oranges and taking bites out of them to test them~~what? Long exposure Im immune~~
I wonder if we can loot a Kitkat ship???
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A-looting we do go,
A-looting we do go,
hi ho the bario
a looting we do go.
Poisening on batch of choclate oranges and taking bites out of them to test them~~what? Long exposure Im immune~~
I wonder if we can loot a Kitkat ship???
Huzzah! Cap'n's back! Cap'n's back! :banana:
I'd say this calls for some music! Any requests?
Back in Black by ACDCQuote:
Originally Posted by Shea
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
'Fraid I don' know that 'un. Never heard 'o it. Pr'aps if ya give me a couple o' bars?
ok, you asked for it...
*gotta get loose
from the noose
gotta catch me if they want me to hang
well I'm back on track
gonna beat the pack*
Perhaps Another One Bites the Dust by Queen?
Please.... It has to be
I am a pirate king by gilbert and sullivan
oh or the pirate song from peter pan
oh and Rubber ducky :lol: :nod:
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! We're feared dastardly pirates!! We're mean, nasty, and dirty - We can't play show tunes!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
show tunes SHOW tunes?!
The pirate king is not a show tune its the pirates of penzence its ............ *misty eyed* beauuuuuutiful
ok the peter pan song is a show tune
how about teh tradditional 18 men on a dead man chest or what do you do with a drunken salior?
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me...
Quote:
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Hoy, Skipper! I likes me the theme from that thar' moving picture "Jaws". Keep it simple Cap'n or me mates'll start up thar' bloomin' pie talk. Garr! Jamaica here we come, and the storm season put far to our stern, I say cruise ships be mighty ripe in the news skipper. Weer' better off keepin out of dem for a right while.... Oil ships be fetchin a pirates eye these days. Chock fulla that black gold and easy to commandeer. Aye, thats whats on me mind.
Alas!The ship has been attacked within!There is someone hiding in the Cap'n's room!Something strange has happened during the middle of the night.I had been in a deep rest, and must have suddenly got up from my bed to wander around in a daze.I suffered a trance-like prolonged side effect from the rum-infected pie and appear to have found myself in the Cap'n's cabin.Then, without really knowing what I was doing, I sprinkled faery dust all over the Cap'n!And now he's resorted back to his infancy!He seems to believe he has somehow travelled back in time-via a hypnotic tunnel- and is waiting for his mother to come and take him out of bed!I was only awakened from my sleepwalk by a startling squeal coming from the Cap'n's closet, which sounded like an intoxicated pig(I suspect that this is the intruder who wishes to gain control of the ship and overthrow the Cap'n!).Now the Cap'n is hypnotised and acting like a baby....who's going to take control of the ship and steer the way???.....
~Takes a slice of fresh pie and heads for the deck table and chair.Thanks, Kaltrina!Your skills have truly blossomed!:)I'm sure going to need this.
It's going to be a very long day...
~Sits down to begin reading.Opens the book- A Short History of Distorted Faery Dust:When Bad Things Happen To Good People.
....Now, page 1....only 10,00 more to go....
Arrgghh!! The Emerald Archer will gladly take the helm (or co-helm) in the Cap'n's stead!!
The next question is.....what will Night think??Is that a power struggle I see prohesising before my eyes!I think you may have a challenger, Emerald Archer!You better watch out;)...
Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Only when you peel the helm of this ship from my cold dead hand.
Will your 'dead hand' be still attached to rest of your body or not???
:D
Would you like to share it, then, papayahed?
Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
I'm just defending the ship for my Stannie. Perhaps you can share with him..
This is no mutiny--I merely sought to help keep things together whilst our Captain was apparently incapacitated.
That's how it starts my friend.......That's how it starts......Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
I'll be too busy with some swashbuckling and before I know it *kaplat* I'm walking the plank and you're renaming the ship "The Green Plunderer".
Actually, given that the ship has yet to receive a name, "The Green Plunderer" doesn't sound too bad. As for the helm, you can have it -- I don't think I have any reason to worry about you taking over the ship on my watch. :cool:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh watch it I might turn you into a frog yet!!
No I wont ask gfor captincy and I wont let anyone take it from the captin either
Madam Papya Ill stand by you!!
grrrrrrr
Riiiiight...you did a bang-up job last time with that, Night. Let's review: our captain is currently the mental equivalent of an infant, and not the megalomaniac, British-accented sort one finds on late-night cartoons. We need a leader until we can cure him, and since Night may or may not be able to restore him, we have to sail elsewhere and find a way to fix him. If you want to be the leader, fine, but don't jump on me for trying to take charge. In the meantime, I'm going to go hunting for whatever's in the Captain's quarters. Now, if you'll excuse me...
~Robin heads belowdecks, bow at the ready~
i have been following the saga of Stan's ship and I have to say although it sounds buckets of fun and all the inmates er mates seem like the most fun I do have a few concerns.
I have always loved pirates and thought that might be a great career. oh by the way since nobody ever went on my Julius and friends sight did ya know there is a character that was once a dastardly pirate but died of lack of vitamin c and is now a pirate skull and crossbones flag called Scurvy. Sure he'd be perfect for being aboard your scurvy ship and pisening all those trying to mutiny.
But back to my concerns. It seems to me that hygene will be non existant. So there will be lice and scabby looking people and dysentry and well all manner of things to weaken you all.
And let's face it ninjas are so clean and well groomed. And they eat a well balanced diet and can do all those graceful leaping and jumping things and not even break a sweat or ..anything else.
So I am concerned that before a true and good fight ever takes place all the ninjas will find when they pull up along side in their spotless ship is a bunch of bones with worms and well you know being about the only life left on board.
not trying to spoil your fun but.......
Bah! Ninjitju is unsporting! Kung Fu is the ULTIMATE martial arts discipline!
Hey dont you dare go down there Robin! thats the CAPTAINS quaters. and why should I retsore him anyway it wasnt MY fault.
I still say Papaya should be captin in the captins place since shes his wife an' all. And what do you rthink hell do to you when he comes round if he found you had been at his not so secret stashh of pizzas??
I'm going down there to go HUNTING!! You heard the fairy--there's something suspicious in the Captain's closet, and I'm not talking about his magazine stash. I'm going to catch it and bring it up here so we can figure out what we want to do with it!
fine then Im coming with you I have this neat spell I want to try
:brow:
Aw, crud. Fine, come along, but I swear, if you turn it into something 5 times as deadly and twice as big...
*smacks him on the back of the head with spell notebook.*
Language! just because Im wearing trousers does not mean I am not a lady *sniff* wait Im a pirate oh allright then swear if you need to.
Hmm. ~looks at Nightshade~ Nice trousers.
~proceeds down the steps, then turns to Nightshade~
Shhhh...be vewy, vewy quiet...
*Hisses night not nightshade*
why do you drop your rrrs when yopw whisper??
and mind th ethird plank it squeeks
Duly noted, Night.
~draws a Net Arrow and approaches the door to the cabin, stepping gingerly over the third plank...and descending on the fourth~
<CREEAAK!!!>
Blast it! Why didn't you warn me about that one??
humm I did your counting from you didnt I say 3rd from the door??!
and dont point that thing at me!
I'm NOT pointing it at you! Anyways, are you ready?
~prepares to kick the door open~
wait ever think of trying the handle?!
sheesh!
:rolleyes:
My hands are occupied! ~nods to his drawn bow~ And I was only going to kick it open, not down! If you want to do it the elegant way, why don't YOU open it?
fine! shove past him hit me eith that thing and DIE!!
*turns the handle and low and behold the dorr swings open silently*
~Robin steps in swiftly, aiming his bow around the room, ready to fire at any apparent threats.~