If life was a pile of dog crap, I just scraped some off on my sped director's face.
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If life was a pile of dog crap, I just scraped some off on my sped director's face.
If life were a box of chocolates, I'd slice each one in half so I knew what I was gonna get.
If I stepped in another pile of dog ****, I scraped more on my principal's face and the ****ty parent.
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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
If life was a dish I would spare it a spice or two.
I will drink life to the lees.
I don't want a life where pizza reaches your house before the police.
If life was a nightmare then i must be probably living on elm street.
If life were a gamble, I'd be in debt to the owner, not the one who breaks the bank...