No way, dude! That's even worse --
though not as bad as having my punchline ruined. Aw, I kid, I kid.
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Lists like that aren't very useful, if one is looking for cause of death for a profession that is noted versus the population at large. All published authors have a public face, while only a very small percentage of bartenders have a public face, and the proportion of wine salesmen is even smaller. My guess is that a high percentage of wine salesmen die from an excess of alcohol, but finding the figures would be difficult.
For another example of a similar list for people who died from drug overdoese. You will notice that many musicians are listed, but you will find few, if any, drug dealers listed.
I see Dylan Thomas also listed as a suicide. This is also absurd.
First off, the post mortem concluded that pneumonia was the cause of death.
Secondly, alcoholism is a disease, and an alcoholic dying of alcohol poisoning wouldn't be classed as suicide.
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The sharper side of the double edged sword of having a creative mind, it never shuts up, turns down, or switches off.