The earth is FLAT!!!!!

Oh, for goodness sake - everyone knows the Nile rises in mountains and it's the weight of the water coming downhill that pushes the river northwards.

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Originally Posted by Satan

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

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He has a point.. IF Guam tips over, it could tip the axis on this planet..then people will start to fall off the edge of the earth.. lol, what on earth can we hold on to? LOL

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Originally Posted by Satan

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize

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No, no...:hand: You haven't forgotten have you? I have it on good authoroty that the Earth is fixed in space, so how could it tip over?

/Claes

See what I mean ?

''Professing themselves to be wise they became fools''.

Just a reminder that I am smarter than you all. :)

And to Musicology: Indeed. Isn't our ignorance just astounding?

You know Kevin, I just don't know how we've gotten this far! Golly. Humans are just so dumb. If they'd just assess everything by how it looks, we'd be in another galaxy by now! We're hindering ourselves so much its hard to believe we're not extinct already.

Why don't you clever guys answer my questions?
Where does the water go when it falls off the edge of the world?
And, why does it fall?

Shush, you medieval dogmatist! Just take a picture of it and it'll be SO obvious. I'd tell you but you obviously have been educated by those stupid scientists and idiotic mathematicians and obviously don't have the mental capacity to understand my words of ingenuity. LOL:crash::crash::crash::crash:


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LOL

I explained to my two and a half year old that the world was flat and he BELIEVED ME. IT MADE COMPLETE SENSE TO HIM!!

Obviously the world is flat if even a 2 1/2 year old can understand that it is!! :D

As an archaeologist with some geological interest i've been preaching the flatness of this world for years! And that John Donne had it wrong. Its not "the round earths imagined corners" at all! Its " the flat earths imagined roundness!"

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Originally Posted by Whifflingpin

Why don't you clever guys answer my questions?
Where does the water go when it falls off the edge of the world?
And, why does it fall?

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The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.

How do you think it rains?

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.

How do you think it rains?

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You are officially a genius!

But why does it get sucked up downwards?

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Originally Posted by kasie

Oh, for goodness sake - everyone knows the Nile rises in mountains and it's the weight of the water coming downhill that pushes the river northwards.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.

How do you think it rains?

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Originally Posted by Whifflingpin

But why does it get sucked up downwards?

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...because the Nile flows uphill towards the north!
or are all of you in...um...how do you Americans say...? "de Nile?

So, seeing as the world is flat, if I dig a really deep hole, where will end up?