Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

[QUOTE=qimissung;699401]What! Don't you want to fall in love with a vampire? QUOTE]


Far from falling in love with them, I find Vampires to be a pain in the neck.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

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Originally Posted by qimissung

What! Don't you want to fall in love with a vampire?

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Far from falling in love with them, I find Vampires to be a pain in the neck.

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Har har!

:D

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Originally Posted by Silas Thorne

No, I think for a guy to catch a vampire you'd probably have to be really cool and play guitar, or be a beat poet, or something...:) Or to be a mafia don.

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The thought of guitar players, beat poets and mafia dons being bitten by vampires does have a certain appeal but I think dinosaurs would would do an even better job.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

The thought of guitar players, beat poets and mafia dons being bitten by vampires does have a certain appeal but I think dinosaurs would would do an even better job.

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Ouch! Not that you're bitter or anything, eh Brian? ;) I'm joking, I promise.

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Ouch! Not that you're bitter or anything, eh Brian? ;) I'm joking, I promise.

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Well I admit it was a bit unthinking of me, so I'll leave out the mafia dons.
I'm not joking, I promise.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Well I admit it was a bit unthinking of me, so I'll leave out the mafia dons.
I'm not joking, I promise.

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Hahaha, no, I wouldn't think you were.

I notice that the majority of posts on this thread appear to be from females. Reading the comments from a male perspective, Edward comes across as a kind of Mr Darcy with fangs. Personally I'm all in favour of young women lying limply on beds waiting to be bitten, but why bring vampires into it?

Ha ha!

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

I came across this thread whilst perusing the profile of one of my Litnet friends and it's one of the most hilarious on the whole forum.
The above extract is only one of many that has me laughing out loud.
How does one catch a vampire ? Are there special vampire nets such as those for catching butterflies only much larger ?
As for girls biting men, in my experience they usally do but the man, even if he isn't a vampire, always has to bite first.

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Brian it is 2009 girls can bite first these days:D

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Originally Posted by Joreads

Brian it is 2009 girls can bite first these days:D

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Glad to hear it. Unfortunately, the only female to bite me in 2009 has been my cat Milly.

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Originally Posted by brian bean

glad to hear it. Unfortunately, the only female to bite me in 2009 has been my cat milly.

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hahahahahah!!!

If ordinary people are that pathetic, I worry for them. I did try to fit myself into her shoes but then I realised I'd have to re-write the book.

I was trying to avoid Twilight until the hype died down a bit, (the fans were scaring me....)
But my friend bought it for me as a birthday present, and I didn't want to be rude...
It's not usually the kind of book I'd read. I prefer slow, relatively uneventful books, (yes, I'm an incredibly boring person!) But I found Twilight amazingly addictive. Meh.

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Originally Posted by Sk8ynat

I found Twilight amazingly addictive. Meh.

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I'm ashamed to admit it, but me too :lol:

It took me back to my high school days where I would have life-monopolising crushes. I was never one to go out and "bite" :lol:

Aye....what is there to say about it! I read the first one for my Mass Communication class last semester. I found it annoying--But I can see why people would get hooked on it. It is a very easy read and gentle on the mind--but the best thing that came out of this book was the movie. Oh boy, that movie was hilarious. I have never had so much fun watching a movie like that before. I wish that I sparkled like that and made that exact noise! Classic bad movie.

Oh, and in response to below postings as Edward being the modern Mr. Darcy, Mr. Darcy has WAY more class.:p