A DEAD woman on the moon . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by mono
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A DEAD woman on the moon . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by mono
Wrong entry, thought I was in the Wizard of Oz forums, oops, sorry! :D
Psyche of the Literature Network forum member was found dead in the woods after having gruesome things happen to them. Upon the autopsy doctors found that besides being hacked apart limb by limb they found a horrific parasite that feeds off of the victim's thoughts taking control of their thoughts and draining their strength.Psyche had been under the control of the parasite for five weeks.A friend had killed Psyche to prevent any more suffering for them.
The United Post of Peculiar Deaths has regret to inform the Literature Network of the death of forum member BongityBongBong. With this experimental career of testing elastic, rubber, and various mechanisms that bounce, Jump-Until-You're-Sick Inc. required the long fan (and infamous co-scriptwriter) of Jay and Silent Bob films to test an electric, water-powered pogostick; being hydro-powered (and hydro-attracted), the pogostick eventually went out of control, taking BongityBongBong (and making a "bongity-bong-bong" sound) to a nearest ocean where he now is theorized to rest somewhere near the Mariana Trench.
Actually he didn't have a flashlight. He only pretended that he did. Holding the cucumber in hand, he stepped into the dark closet. He pushed aside the shirts hanging there and saw darkness. He tampered the cucumber with his thumb to be sure that the flashlight still works. Convinced that it worked, he stepped in the closet. The bottles in the bottom of the closet fell over. He knew that drinking was going to kill him one day. A little leprechaun jumped out from behind who actually didn't hold a gun. The little creature swung madly with the umbrella and made a quick jump towards the man. The person who stood in the closet wasn't actually a man. The woman screamed and stepped back into the darkness. His name wasn't actually Mono. In her passport it said that she was actually Jay but now she fell through the darkness. It was a suprisingly pleasant - how the darkness flowed through everything. But now she remembered that she still had taken the flashlight from the kitchen. There was light eerywhere and that burned her eyes. The pain was like the bullet with what he got shot. Confusion.
Therefore the leprechaun had had a gun. Now she layed on his back in the pool of blood. Her last thought was that that her name was Jay, but wait, she thought again. He used to wear blue socks when he was little. He was a man. He had been a man. Between those two moments he died.
This can happen if passports get mixed up.
This is actually a short story by Necromancer (translated by Us). Couldn't resist to put it here.
A tragic affair, Taliesin developed a tragic case of carpel tunnel from typing too much on a literature forum. It escalated into finger cancer. It spread to his knuckles, and his vain attempts to cut off both of his hands failed... you see, he succeeded in cutting the first one off... but the second one was trickier, and the knife kept on falling out of his mouth... and towards the end, he couldn't really pick it up and put it back in his mouth to continue cutting. Yeah...
Dear Friends,
With great sorrow, I would like to inform you that the self-confessed fool of the hill, imthefoolonthehill, has been involved in a fatal accident. Yesterday, as it was his usual habit, the Fool left his home at Foolish Lane to go to the hills to sing a heart-rending version of 'The Hill are Alive with the Sound of Music'. He was singing his song, dancing and twirling, skipping and jumping, spinning and pirouetting when the tragic accident took place. He slipped on the slippery grass of the hills and plunged into his death.
His heart-tugging, mind-blowing, sane-confusing posts will be missed desperately forever!
Finally, after decades of attempting to find the nearest black hole in space, NASA discovered one revolving around the other side of the Earth's moon. After much contemplation, a large world organization decided to launch a shuttle with volunteers inside (astronauts reported as "too full of fear"), reporting their discoveries. The brave forum member, Scherezade, volunteered, hoping to travel the speed of light squared (E=MC˛) and visit the time of Rimsky-Korsakov playing her favorite piece of music. Scherezade entered the black-hole successfully until suddenly losing contact; at the same moment, the classical radio station NASA staff had on a stereo, a piece played by Rimsky-Korsakov proceeded that no one had ever heard, thought to be dedicated to forum member, Scheherazade.
Her grave now rests near that of her favorite composer; she died, after travelling back in time, during the late 1900s.
Poor Mono during the first interview for MTV, she mistakenly refered to Vince Neil from Motley Crue as Kip Winger. While no immediate consequences were felt and everything seemed to be fine, on her way to her car after work she noticed a big haired, spandex wearing, mob milling about Mono tried to run but was quickley over taken. Bystanders claimed to have heard the words "I thought you were all the same"
he-he, hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Rolling Stone magazine reports of a congregational tour of 80s hair bands, including Motley Crue, Poison, Bon Jovi, and a re-gathering of Guns 'n Roses; additional with the bands, the tour features a guest appearance by Literature forum member papayahed. All the bands and papayahed toured far and wide on their nation-wide tour until star singer, Axl Rose, ordered the largest torches he could make (that now place themselves in the Guiness Book of World Records), without reminding anyone else, but his bandmates. Papayahed made her usual appearance with each band, until, with Guns 'n Roses, then Axl activated the torches himself, which, incidentally, papayahed stood over and died instantly.
She will be missed.
To my great sorrow I have to report Monos sad demise but also joyfully tell about his transcendence.
During one of his frequent visits to the piercing parlor, Mono accidently got his lips pierced together. Unable to vent his anger and frustration verbally, Monos inner turmoil caused him to explode. Now he is here, there and evrywhere.
AP has therefore been forced to to accept the belief of an omniprescent spirit. although he still does not believe that it is an benevolent one.
The veteran Forum member Isagel is found dead due to exhaustion. Isagel, her close friends reported, had recently taken up dancing and bought herself a pair of red dancing shoes. Poor Isagel could not stop dancing since putting those red shoes on and at the end danced till her last breath. She and her black cat will be missed dearly.
Literature forum member, Scheherazade, unfortunately met her end earlier today. The 'Phenomenal Enquirer' reports of witnessing a slender, dark figure stretching her wings, identified resembling Scheherazade's avatar, and flying far into the sky beyond vision towards the sun. Not long after losing sight of the soaring figure, her body fell as quickly as it disappeared onto the ground without the wings; she died instantly from the fall. In place of the wings, authorities found burnt wax, and theorized that she had flown too close to the sun, burning the wax wings, recognizing the story of Icarus.
Her family planned her funeral 2 days from now; her father, Daedalus, will deliver the eulogy.
Modern Medicine triumphs over kissing disease!
:( Alas, dear friends, overzealous kissing bugs are responsible for fool's demise.