Nothing is convincing,
not even the implausible way you move through life
like a kitten being born in an exploding spaghetti factory.
This idea of yours
is like some kind of irritating disease you've come down with,
or a nervous disorder, a mental form of diaper rash as it were.
Worse is the obscenity,
of your enthusiasm for patterns left behind on used dinner plates,
which any dignified person would be embarrassed to admit to.

