Pants game

go ahead: make my pants

Hahaha

What is this, a center for pants?

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Originally Posted by nome1486

All right, here's another silly game I borrowed from another forum (like we need one more ;) ). It is basically taking any movie line and replacing one or more select words with the word "pants." Seeing as how this is a literature forum, I suppose it would also work with quotes from books, but it might not work as well since quotes from books are usually less well-known, and you also don't have the fun of visualizing a famous actor saying some goofy pants phrase.

Anyway, here's an example that I'll steal from Max Whittaker's signature from the movie The Empire Strikes Back (or is it Return of the Jedi?)

"Pants lead to anger, pants lead to hate, pants lead to suffering."

To put it another way:

"Fear leads to pants, anger leads to pants, hate leads to pants."

:lol: Okay, so it looks silly, but after seeing so many pants quotes the word "pants" eventually starts to sound really funny.

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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of pants."

From Pride and Prejudice

From 'The Fellowship of the ring'

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...
Legolas: ...and you have my pants...
Gimli: ...and my pants.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the pants, then Gondor will see it done.

:D

Elrond: Nine pants. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the pants

Galadriel: The one pants to rule them all.

:D

"Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable pants and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best pants of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her."

from Emma

From one of the best movies ever made:

"If this is a counselor's ship, where's the pants?"

"I'll be pants"

- Classic Arnie :cool:

"Pants, my dear Watson."

"frankly my pants, I dont give a d***"

"Between pants and nothing, I will take pants."

The Wild Palms, William Faulkner

'Sir, I wanted to ask you something.'
'Ask ayway, then, m'boy, ask away...'
'Sir, I wondered what you know about.. about Pants?'
- Tom Riddle and Professor Slughorn in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince -

I love pants. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchiker's Guide to Pants

“Pants! Pants! My kingdom for pants!”

Richard III

"All pants abandon, ye who enter in!"

- from Dante Alighieri's Inferno

"Where are the pants of yesteryear?"