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Because they eat cotton candy. :p
Why do we dream at night?
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Because they eat cotton candy. :p
Why do we dream at night?
Because Freud would have been a nobody if we didn't.
Why is a computer fast?
To be popular over any typing machine
Why is it called a "page"?
Because we used to call it "white square made of trees" but couldnt fit it on a name tag.
Why do dogs need to be walked?
Because we can make it to the toilet
why do dogs bark anyway?
They have a rather limited vocabulary... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/o010.gif
Why do they howl at the moon?
Then the blue jays win.
Where does the dark go in the morning?
It gets absorbed into the air.
Why do cars have engines?
Hi Virgil, how have you been?
So the paint could stay on.
Why are there cloths in the closet?
Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
Because the refrigerator is too small.
Why do dogs howl?
Because theyre training for choir
Why does bread crumble?
Because it misses mom.
No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.Quote:
Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
Is art art?
Only when it's art.
Why do policemen arrest people?
There's a good discussion on aesthetics here:Quote:
No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.
http://www.online-literature.com/for...t=art%27s+sake
Do you enjoy Shakespeare. There's a good discussion of Antony and Cleopatra, if you've read it.
To fill up their cells.........