The Broadway Limited
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I grab all of Manhattan in my hands and I start eating Manhattan like a slice of pizza
Then giant 100 story flowers start sprouting out of everybody’s heads
And sitting on the flower petals are beautiful naked men & women
All playing musical instruments
In a sensual symphony dripping with love juices
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Eating the Dandelions
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Phrases of poetry and giant penises are swirling around each other
And the sky is filled with dancing verbs
While the sun keeps crashing yellow music through everything
Until the cats & dogs are all dancing on top of your grave
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU2y...nel=WolfLarsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wiping My *** with Autumn Leaves
A poem by Wolf Larsen
All the giant penises holding up the sky
Are ejaculating bright colors all over the universe
While Plato is inside of my Balzac
Giving a philosophy lesson to all the Dostoevsky characters there
And then the Poet unzips the sky
And lets endless laughing words fall all over the earth
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Oooooooohhh…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The French horn plays a big female orgasm
While the violins are playing tornado after tornado after tornado
And that’s when the piccolo throws a butterfly out into the middle of a tornado
And the flute dives down into the big pussy of hell
And then the French horn plays your young face turning into an old face in the mirror
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
BOOM - dada - BOOM BOOM!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The African drums play the clouds dancing & dancing around the Earth
The African drums play Cubist rhythms
The African drums play the Gothic architecture spurting & splashing & crashing all over the Earth
And with the drums the human race sings its shouts & cries for liberation from its capitalist masters
The drums - ! - the drums - ! - the drums!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Concerto for Anal Sex
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We go through the air on flying cats
And we land at the Symphony Hall of Fauvist Butt ****ing
Where Attila the Hun being ****ed up the *** by Mickey Mouse
Is conducting the Erotic Symphony of Nipples
By Composer Hugh Hefner
And now the entire human race is having an orgasm together
And everything & everyone on the planet is dripping in joy
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Tie Me Up, Please!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
All the words in this poem are moaning & moaning
As all the words are whipping & whipping each other
This poem is dripping & dripping in naked human flesh
All the words twisting & squirming in ecstasy
The words dancing & dancing with the sounds of whipping & whipping
As a big tidal wave of orgasms are splashing out of this poem
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Father Time on Speed
A poem by Wolf Larsen
So the pilgrims are parachuting naked out of their Mayflower Penis in the sky
While jack-o’-lanterns with legs are running all over the earth
And Santa Claus & Jesus Christ are flying around in a sleigh and ejaculating Christmas all over the world
And then Old Man Time pulls Baby New Year out of his butt
And now Abraham Lincoln & George Washington are eating Baby New Year over a romantic candlelight dinner
To celebrate Valentine’s Day
And then winter crashes into pieces
As promiscuous spring ****s everyone
And summer goes insane and winds up in a mental asylum
So fall stages a coup d’état
And now the pilgrims are…
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen appears on Lobo Den Podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbSURDWoyp4&t=325s&ab_channel=TheLoboDenPo dcast
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Let’s Invite Wolf Larsen Over for Dinner!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
All I want is cannibalism 24 hours a day!
All I want is beers & wolves & wild dogs ravaging through the streets and devouring everyone!
Let’s paint canvases with splattering & dripping human blood!
Let’s erect fornicating sculptures all over our public squares!
Let’s knock down all the boring buildings!
And erect new buildings in the shape of vaginas & breasts & nipples!
Let’s paint all the buildings a fauvist bright lovefest of colors!
Let’s create orgasms out of art and art out of orgasms!
Let’s plow through the art & literary worlds with humongous penises!
Let’s **** everything with art!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Wolf the Two-Legged Animal
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I am Wolf
I am the Great Gobbledygook
I am the Minister of Masturbation
I am the Saint of Syphilis
My poetry of giant penises grows past the sky
Even god worships Me!
The songs of the Saint of Syphilis
Are a delicious white warm gobbledygook of words
That percolate & percolate in the Grand Kingdom of Poetry in my Balzac
My Balzac is a Great Temple!
And I am the Hero of Herpes!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Fishing in a Vagina for Fresh Salmon
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Baroque-rococo insanities begin jumping out of everyone’s mouths
And now you’re walking through a flood of Baroque-rococo insanities splashing down both sides of the street
While your erection crashes into the moon
And all the Canadian geese begin singing opera to the flying squirrels
As the sun hits you upside the head with the morning
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Sid Vicious Sitting on God’s Throne
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Salvador Dali is singing punk-rock
While the entire Roman army is dancing naked around him
And all the airplanes are falling & crashing everywhere
As the music ****s all the listeners up the ***
And now all the armies of the world rip off their clothes
And the big Anal Sex Immaculate Conception Ceremonies begin
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Bubble Gum Bootie
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m eating poetry
While 10,000 penises are squirming & squiggling all around me
And the sun is shining a big yellow female orgasm across the solar system
While I **** a bunch of skyscrapers out of my butt and create the famous Chicago skyline
And Attila the Hun’s Army of Dancing Transvestites
Are creating a bizarre-moving-painting-of-human-bodies
All around me as
I swallow the entire Milky Way Galaxy
And now I’m hugging the universe
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Wolf Larsen Wins the Noble Prize of Butt-****ing
A poem by Wolf Larsen
10 million mes are jumping out of me
And all the 10 million mes are devouring the sunlight
While the rivers of joy are splashing & flowing wherever you look
And erotic planets of endless nipples
Begin floating out of this poem
And up into your eyes
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
My Magical Music
a poem by Wolf Larsen
The Poet’s tongue reaches to the Great Vagina in the center of the Universe
And while 10,000 suns shine through the delicious bellybutton of the Goddess of the Universe
The Poet’s tongue plays classical guitar with the Great Vagina
And then billions of solar systems splash out of the Great Vagina
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
P.S. As the Poet’s Magical Tongue helped create all the solar systems of the universe, please award Me the Nobel Prize for Cunnilingus.
Thank you