Would You??

No.

Would you join a demonstration?

Not really, I prefer to voice my opinions from afar, in the safe and cosy confines of home. Confrontation is not for me.

Would you rob a bank if you could be certain you would get away with it?

It would be awful tempting...

Would you cheat on your taxes?

Nah, I couldn't.

Would you burst into dance in the mall randomly, if you knew others would join in?

Maybe not.

Would you cheat on your wife?

Never. Not for anything.

Would you join Greenpeace?

No, for the same reason I wouldn't join a demonstration. I would cheer them on from afar though as what they do is great.

Would you cut off your right hand in order to get into heaven?

No. Mostly because I can't take the concept of 'Heaven' seriously, but also because I don't see the sense in cutting off one's hand for any reason, unless it were life-or-death, or saving the life of a loved one. Kind of reminds me of the Saw movies.

If it was proven to be both hygienic and incredibly healthy (We're talkin' miracles here!), would you eat live worms, and/or insects?

No. I don't think they taste that good.:P

Would you dare someone to kill a cat?

Never! Always have loved cats!

Would you own a very large and very dangerous dog?

No, I don't think I could handle the responsibility.

Would you go to a life drawing session?

Yes.

Would you live in a country that has long cold winters? {of course, question for those who live in warmer climes}

I may but I would get bored. I love sitting out on the terrace on moonlit nights.

Would you keep a horse if someone gives it to you as a present?

Of course, it would be the ideal replacement for this dinkey I've been riding around on all these years.

If literature was made illegal, would you risk it?

Absolutely!

Would you burn what are deemed to be "controversial books"?

Certainly not, I'd prefer to collect them.

Would you buy a book that had been written by a known criminal?

Yes. Let us not forget: Many great literary works were the subject of the minds of criminals. It provides insight into the human psyche, Freud's superego, the id, and so forth. Many great literary works were the subject of such scrutiny.

Would you commit murder if it meant protecting a loved one?

Since we're all capable of murder I'd say yes under the right circumstances. I'm not sure what those circumstances would be, although it would probably have to involve my children rather than any other family member.

If you found an ingenius way to evade tax saving you $$$$ per year, would you use it? Would you tell others?

No. I would not indulge in such a guilty pleasure. ;)

Would you sing aloud at midnight?

I would and often do, provided growling along to Heavy Metal counts.

Would you eat food that's past its sell by date?

Yes. Unless it smells weird, or looks weird. And when it comes to cheese, you can always cut off the green parts. :D

Hypothetically, you've been given a ticket to a free lecture on Molecular Physics... By Stephen Hawking. Would you attend?

No. It would all be far over my head

Would you drive recklessly if no one else was on the road?

No. I don't hold a driver's license.

Would you donate a kidney to an estranged family member if you were their only hope?

Probably, although estranged family members are usually estranged for darn good reasons...

Would you try to find your birth parents if you were very happy with your adoptive parents?

Nope. Some secrets are better left unveiled.

Would you go on a world trip all alone without informing your family of your plan?

No. I wouldn't have them worry about where I was, or if I was alive

Would you join a cult?

It depends.. Do they have cookies, or koolaid? :D

If given the opportunity to take a space shuttle to one of Jupiter's moons, separated by friends and family, would you?

No, I would need at least a friend.

Would you resist a military draft order in Peacetime?

Nah, it'd be a good experience, and it'd toughen me up! Give me much-needed discipline!

If given an instructor for the craft, would you learn to carve wooden statues?

Sure! I am very interested in art and crafts.

Same question!

Sure! I'm currently taking up pipe carving

Would you shop on line?

Sure, and have done.

Would you purchase an exotic animal, such as a ferret or ostrich?

Nope. They feel better in their natural surroundings.

Would you ring up your friend at 2 a.m. just to tell him to go to sleep early?

Aye, as a practical joke!

Would you pull an elaborate practical joke on a friend or co-worker?

yes

Would you tell a friend her mae up looks bad even though you know she'll be mad at you?

I don't think so. I wouldn't want to cause unnecessary conflict. Make-up is such a trivial and insignificant thing to gripe about.

If your friend asked you for your honest opinion about their weight, and you thought they were quite fat, would you admit it?

Yes. I have often told people not to ask for my HONEST opinion if they don't really want it...

Would you feel obligated to marry someone with whom you are having a child?

No, but I do not define marriage as a necessity to remain in a serious relationship. I would feel obligated to be with them, because I loved them enough to conceive a child with them.

If you had to choose between taking the life of a beloved pet, or a random individual, would you choose the pet?

yes


Would you drive three hours for a really good meal?

Only if it was with good company

Would you walk around in your kitchen in the buff if the neighbors could possibly see in?
(Would you look in your neighbor's kitchen if...?)