Pam

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Pam helps clean her cat, by licking it.

Pam suffers from the inability to make up her mind when it comes to choosing a delicious frozen yogurt treat, thus wasting the time of the other patrons. >:[

(I'm sorry, I had to)

PAM listens to Big Rock Candy Mountain all day and night, hoping to become a grandmaster hobo when nearing his end.

(I loved it!)

PAM just doesn't appreciate the life of a grandmaster hobo.

:P

It is OBOE not HOBO when you sign up as an extra at the symphony my friend! ;)

PAM has plans to mop the stage of the Grand Opera Hall for PAM's PAM :p

PAM plans to confuse everyone with a long line of PAM sentences...and me

PAM wore her trousers inside-out

PAM gives coffee to cats so that they party all night, and disturb the neighbourhood...Bad PAM

PAM claims that she is feeble-minded in every post she makes. :p (Why, you said so...)

what do you mean claims? it's true!

PAM rejects my reality and substitutes her own

The PAM loves cats, especially deep fried with gravey...

that's funny ... the PAM loves rubber boots deep fried with POUTINE!

All of the PAM's dishes taste like Peroxide, which I understand is an acquired taste, which the PAM's husband hasn't yet acquired...

all of the PAM's dishes taste like.... er, chicken, .... ummmm, yeah, thats it! Chicken! :lol: