Pam

But PAM, it works better in hair than on dentures! :lol:

[long time no hear, PEN, hope you are doing good! **hugs**] ;)

The PAM sticks her head out the car window to dry her hair.

PAM sticks her hair under the tires to straighten it! :lol:

PAM has pointy hair...please, PAM, don't put the hair glue on before you sleep...

The last Craze Fest crazefest went on cost her family half an herd of goats and all the stored goat cheese...

PAM fantasizes too much about dragons that he isn't aware he's beginning to look so much like a dragon himself!

The PAM is secretly jealous of how sexy I look as a Dragon!

PAM is too good to eat. Even with ketchup...

The PAM tries to do up her ice skates with cooked spaghetti strands... :lol:

PAM uses bloggarooney sauce as a moisturizer

The PAM complimented me and this is the insult thread! Unless that was opposite day...:idea:

Pam is taking a flamethrower and destroying opposite day...now all the wee little children are sad, because things that are too good aren't eaten up too quickly.
[I really don't make sense...I won't try to]

The PAM has to meet other people in order to figure herself out, if that makes any sense...:p :p :p

PAM is in an itchy dragon suit while he's typing all this :alien:

The PAM braids her back hair.