....I pray to God to grant me health and happiness, and what would be the harm, some nice breasts too.
Whenever I go out on a double date . . .
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....I pray to God to grant me health and happiness, and what would be the harm, some nice breasts too.
Whenever I go out on a double date . . .
I bring presents for both of my girlfriends.:grin:
I'm only joking of course. Nothing wrong with a bit of....
...carefully done arson.
The first thing i would do as a king ...
....would be to hand out complimentary peppermints.
In an emergency . . .
...delegate.
If God meant for us to...
....fit into bikinis, then why does He allow Dunkin' Donuts?
The point is . . .
sharp and it pricks us.
Totally fearless...
...makes for a boring hero.
I'll pour the wine, while you...
....chop the liver.
Try not to think about . . .
...how you tried to fake a faint and failed.
Just call me if ...
....you need a bracing smack on the body part in question.
You have to at least . . .
...entertain a mood.
Where is the...
....Ladies' Footwear section?
After all these years .........
I still think I see you sometimes in the street.
Wisdom is...
....knowing how to wait for that stroke of genius to come and stroke you.
I wonder if this is the way ............