Pam

okay, FINE...but how'd you recognize me behind the chicken costume?

PAM used the burnt hay as feed for the poor starving chickens, and caused indigestion...bad PAM.

The PAM likes the smell of burnt hay and uses it as a bed.

Instead of a bean-bag chair, PAM has a bean-bag bed, except that instead of stuffing the mattress with beans, she has chosen billiard balls of all things?! :lol:

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=okay, FINE...but how'd you recognize me behind the chicken costume?

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Of course, you don't trust my outstanding x-ray vision? :p

Insulting PAM is actually pretty easy.

All I have to do is sit in front of her and scratch my head like a monkey while she's eating a banana split. If that doesn't insult her still, I'd reach forward to pull those cooties out of her hair.

The PAM wears the smell of burnt toast as perfume.

PAM burns toast and feeds it to unsuspecting pigeons, who eventually get cancer. :(

PAM thinks robins can get breast cancer.

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PAM refuses treatment for Robins with breast cancer

PAM drinks medication specified for robins with breast cancer ;)

Pam melts brown wax crayons with hot water in an attempt to get hot chocolate, and wonders why it tastes sooooo, ummmm .... well, waxy! :lol:

PAM uses the same material to make frosting for her cake. ;)

Dang, how did you figure that out? :lol:

Pam's idea of a good time is a rip snorting game of checkers... :D

Sure... and PAM's idea of a good time is a bullfight in her backyard. :p

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PAM sat on a snowbank, and her pants froze there and she cried cuz she didn't know what to do next!!

[Kizzo giggles from behind a pine tree]

The PAM is now using Pine Pollen to dye her bright blonde hair!