Pam

The PAM was upset about the peroxide shortage only because he ran out of mouthwash... :lol:

PAM says the best mouthwash has the brand name "Ajax"

The PAM buys cereal only for the toys inside. :p

The PAM staples her hems instead of sewing them ;)

The PAM doesn't even care to buy the cereal. She just goes ahead and calls the president of the company that makes the cereal and asks "where in China are the toys made"... then she makes it a point to go to that place and ask her mother if she could live there ;)

The PAM thinks that rocks are the same as rock candy. Her experiment didn't go very well. :D

The PAM only says so because she has done the same experiment herself...

PAM thought that all there was to an experiment was to heat test tubes over burners. Uhhhh, no, PAM -- you need to have something IN the test tubes prior to heating them... :D

The PAM is a rag doll short of a pursuit by the mounted police of planetary justice.

The PAM is a fat deluded frog who assumes himself to be King of the Martians, who do not, as far as we know, exist...

the pam has a palace????????????never knew

The PAM is very, very bad at insulting people.

The PAM is very good at it not to mention keeping the "return gifts here" line busy this time of year with all her friends going "What was she thinking?"

The PAM likes his boiled potatoes crunchy...

The Pam acts like there's something wrong with that... Spooky!