LAWYER An accountant of the law which, although should be acting for the benefit of the people, is an individual often and sadly synonymous with the word 'liar' due, in part, to being motivated by monetary gain.
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LAWYER An accountant of the law which, although should be acting for the benefit of the people, is an individual often and sadly synonymous with the word 'liar' due, in part, to being motivated by monetary gain.
Kitten
Kitten According to Ogdan Nash: "The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat"
President
President In the USA, a deranged person who fights tooth and nail to be elected to a thankless job, where he or she will spend the next four to eight years being ridiculed while opponents air his or her dirty laundry, unearth skeletons from his or her closet, and sometimes plant a few bodies to frame him or her. Who would want such a job?
Job
Job - In modern society, a means in which to acquire useless currency that can be traded to obtain valuable resources essential to survival.
School
School A place where disaffected teenagers practice their marksmanship.
Government
Government Political crapshoot with both hands playing against the middle using loaded dice!
Music
Music The food of love. Play on!
Smoker
Smoker Fire on one end of a small, white cylinder, with a fool on the other end!
Sarcasm
Sarcasm:- The Devil's Dictionary
Tears:-
Tears: A woman's most fatal weapon
Friends:
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Friends: individuals who have no people skills, blather on about their problems, and steal your keys for a scavenger hunt.
Semantics
A collective noun for a species of parasitic mite that searches for meaning in the pubic thatch of crabby sailors.
Matriarch
Matriarch the female warrior fighting off blasted misogynist archetypes
gymnast
Gymnast Woman or man who flips and spins at great speed using a variety of props. A obstacle course training for public servants.
VETO
The lowest point in a veterinarian's career.
Gangrene.
An army of frogs.
Football
A social event for one legged dancers.
Anger
A device for 'anging one's coat.
Buffet
The disturbance you feel when impacted by a piece of food in a bun-fight.
Toggle
Toggle the body expression expressing that you are in paradox with yourself as in you can't decide which way to go; left or right
pantomime
An entertainment involving cross dressing, children and sweets. It invariably involves a chorus of, "he's behind you!"
Opera
Opera An event where people like to attend to celebrate their ignorance in a prestigious foreign language. More status in society will be given to those who can sit through one of the longest of these events, Wagner's 'Ring Cycle,' while having no knowledge of the language it is performed in.
Gonorrhea
Ok, I've made the connection! Gonorrhoea is a likely consequence of indulging in activities of an intimate nature with a stranger because of boredom resulting from prolonged exposure to Wagner's Ring Cycle.
Catastrophe
ah, I've updated, as a consequence of editing my original reply to pantomime, which you beat me to. :)
But if you can link the two together, feel free. :)
I too have amended my post in order to make the connection...
:) Excellent work!
Catastrophe A catastrophe is a group of poetic lines which destroy all the logic, coherence and rhythmic harmony of the lines immediately preceding them. Often accompanied by cacophony.
Illuminati
This is a terrific definition of pantomime, by the way!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
Illuminati: The secret cabal actually responsible for the popular shift from incandescent light bulbs to CFL.
Futon
Futon A small village in England. Often called the martial arts centre of the world.
Scallop
What a horse does on Ice.
Melody
Thanks :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
Melody - something to do with music, or a stripper's name.
Blitz
Attacking someone by squeezing zits at them.
Ghost.
Ghost A movie with Patrick Swayze which contains necrophiliac pottery porn and the soundtrack for the Fallout video game franchise.
Lemmings
A species of rodent subjected to an attempt at genocide by Walt Disney.
Ocarina
An ancient Asian line dance, popular at weddings.
Jig
Jig A term used frequently in the scientology movement, meaning to have intercourse with someone. Referenced in the Will Smith song 'Getting Jiggy with it'
Grapes
Ammunition for a cannon.
Pringle
chips
slice