To make the teachers look like gods of immeasureable wisdom?
Why isn't more money devoted to the arts?
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To make the teachers look like gods of immeasureable wisdom?
Why isn't more money devoted to the arts?
because nobody likes them
why do people whine that not enough money is devoted to arts?
The people who whine are all them "fight for a cause" types. They're always outraged about something, like the whales, and the global warming, and the rain forest, and the starving children in those desert countries overseas somewhere, and the conflicts in all them foreign countries with all them pygmies in New Guinea.
Why does the work week have to be 40 hours? Why not 30, seeing as how nobody is worth a damn on Friday anyway?
Well, they ain't worth much on Monday, either, still grumpy Tuesday, midweek crisis hits on Wendesday, Thursday they look forward to the weekend, and as you mentioned, aren't worth shucks on Friday. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Jolt.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../ItsFriday.gif
Question is-- why do they have a job?
society loves lazy-bums <3!
On a different note, Why do men have nipples?
On a different note, If you choke a smurf what color will it turn?
It will turn into Stewie on Family Guy.
If you listen to Mozart do you break the turn-table afterwards?
Because their steadily dominating opposite sex have comfortable pillows. At least the adolescent ones ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cait07
last question up there ^^^
Do any of you actually say laugh out loud in speech?
No. If I want to express a laugh, I laugh :p
Why are you reading this sentence and not studying, or working, or whatever it is that you surely have to do? :p
because we can hire people to do that
why do doors have knobs and not handles?
It's life's way of checking up on hand-eye-coordination. Grab, twist, push/pull, step in, close. Trust me, it's harder than it looks- many victims tend to run into them when they forget a step.
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Why do some people have good coordiantion while others have none?
To give the coordinated something to snicker at, and feel superior about.
So, why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken! Hahahahaa! *slaps knee* Get it?? :lol:
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*ducks rotten veggies*
Why is the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke so popular?
that was really funny book....:lol: :lol:
because the door was knocking...:blush:....knock knock who's there?
Now, I checked, Who is definately not there.
Why do teachers make homework so boring?
Well it is not the teachers who make the homework boring, it is the invisible gremlins, I tell ya!
Why aren't koala bears as nice in manners as they are to look at?
To make the tests seem so exciting!
Why is rain wet?
It isn't, everything it actually "touches" is! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Jester.gif
Will the Batman ever get rid of the Joker?
No, as they have a relationship built on an exchange of ideas and mutual respect. When they aren't trying to kill each other, that is.
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You say 'Marco'. Elephants can never help but reply 'Polo'.
What where Galileu Galilei's parents thinking when they gave him his name?!
The same thing Richard Head's parent's were thinking... Either that or:
There is a giant conspiracy that only people with weird and hard to remember names can do anything important so as to make school difficult...
Why is Dick a nickname for Richard?
GREAT question! I've wondered that myself every now and then. There is no answer to your question, I'm sorry to disappoint you :p
...I'm really not inspired right now, so I guess I'll just ask something like 'who are you trying to kidding? (everyone knows that that's a wig)'
Oh, if anyone knows the answer to the Richard/Dick enigma, do share it with us :)
Well, friend Kandaurov, who always makes me laugh at his great sense of humor, I know the answer. One day, when Little Richard's mom was writing him a note to excuse him from boring school, she wrote with a huge flourish in her handwriting. The teacher thought that the "R" for Rich was a "D" because of the size of the flourish, and well, that is how it all began. The teacher began to call Little Richard, Dick for short.
Why did Little Richard decide to become a famous singer?
Cruel and callous disregard for his fellow man (and woman).
Does anybody else think the word "thesaurus" is reminescent of a dinosaur?
Surprised they don't have it's skeleton on display... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/devwmn.gif
Do you see resemblence between Dino's and Dragons? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...animdragon.gif
Possibly, Pen, but I think I recognize you from the AFA meeting last week (Apostrophe Flingers Anonymous). Sigh, I still haven't kicked the habit, either. And the rest of my grammar is just as atrocious.
Why is grammar so hard to learn, and why do we have so many tenses?
To make you tense! Har har, get it?! Tense, tenses heh, why I just crack myself up. :goof: :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by zanna
How can I possibly be so goofy?
Well, there were these things that went around back when we.. um, I was a teen that were called "Goof balls"... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Umbrella.gif
Does it seem sometimes that I am one of the oldest, not to memtion oddest, members here? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Vikings.gif
Well doesn't seem that we are all old as each year pasts? And odd is relative...relatively speaking we are all odd.
Why do I enjoy
Scribbling down Haikus
Instead of homework?
You are a poet
Yes you know it.
Why does a traffic light turn red?
That's because it was brought up in a very conservative family, and it blushes every time an exhibitionist flashes. Needless to say, the cities nowadays have way too many perverts on the loose :p
If I tell you that you have a great body, will you hold it against me? (haha monty python rule)
Yes. Right after I have fetched a shovel, fed the dogs, brushed my teeth and cleaned the John.
Where the hell have I been for the last six moths?
did you look behind you..that's always a good start...
who is responsible for commercials degrading great rock and roll songs as little didees to sell products?
Jouzou's is responsible, it is all his fault. I like to blame things on people who haven't been around in 6 mon...ooops. Hi Jouzou, I er, yes hi. :blush: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by littlewing53
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
If it's on the chicken's foot, doesn't have much of a choice, does it?
Why did the potato chip go swimming?
Well, the eye of the potato quickly became the eye of the storm and the next thing we knew, water everywhere!!
Why is it that the best tasting chewing gums lose their flavor in less than one minute....?
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Originally Posted by kiz_paws
It's a plot. They want you to spend more money buying more of the gum you like so that you get that great taste, and what better way to do that then to shorten the length of the taste sensation experienced by the average gum chewer, while raising the price of the gum.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
First, the researchers conducted a phone survey compiled by professors at the local university, using temporary empoyees, to call people out of the blue and out of the phone book at random and then asked them their favorite flavor.
Then they constructed a mathmatical model that calculates the number of people who would spend money to purchase a particular gum flavor.
Then they contacted the chemistry department and asked for someone who could manipulate chemical compounds, including those used in the production of chewing gum.
Then they appointed a member of the research team to represent their group. Then they called a meeting so that they might present their findings, using said appointed member to spearhead the proceedings.
Then they discussed the matter at hand over coffee and doughnuts and made fun of the secretary because she ordered doughnuts and not bagels. Then they ordered a catered lunch and lost the receipt, and then tried to turn it in as a business expense without the reciept.
Then they went through with their original plan, which had nothing to do with the problem of gums that lose their flavor. '
Next Question: Why is it so hard to go to sleep when you need it, and then why is it so hard to wake up when all you need to do is sleep?
Youse never hoird of da Sandman? Unreliable. Hard ta find good help dese days. Sheesh! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
What is so facinating about one's navel? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Yoga.gif