King of the hill

Book's hill

Sempra, disguised as a death eater, and his friend, (the wanna be) Voldemort break into the school. The dark lord hands Sempra a long wand and they both cast Patronuses around the school, tearing down the "New" Hogwarts. At the sight of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Book trembles in fear. Sempra then marches up and says the incantation "Stupefy!" which sends a jet of red light at Book, paralyzing New Hogwart's founder. Sempra looks across the leveled plan atop the hill and cries
"My hill!!!!"

Sempra's hill..

hmm.. Smilingtearz carried off by the "gust of wind" reaches a room at hogwarts and finds a mysterious silver cloak, realizing it was the same thing that fascinated her when she read the harry potter books she covers herself with it and checks the mirror.. "ahhh i look nice..ahem!"
covered under the invisiblity cloak .. she reaches the Hill, and sees sempra pretty insane and looking upwards repeatedly crying "My Hill, My hill!".. Smilintearz has this nice chocolate cupcake that she brings for pretty Sempra, who forgets the hill and all and goes behing the choco cuppy cake floating mid-air..and later put on top of a branch of a tree that Sempra is now trying to climb..
Meanwhile, *evil laugh*... "my hill-oh my hill!!

Smilingtearz Hill!

I told her she is cutting the branch, sitting on the wrong side.

There she goes......
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~thud~

That must be hurting....Well, only if she listened.....anyways....

She's gone away to nurse herself...and I get to rule on my hill...

MY HILL!! :cool:

:banana:

Maddie's hill

It has since been revealed that Madhuri is completely wild about squishy cheese in cans so I know if I rattle a few cans at the base of the hill she will come a running. *rattle*

Yep, works like a charm. My oh my...

Hill!

Unfortunately, those were ACME cans, so they exploded when they were opened. No one was hurt, but the loud noise knocked kathycf off the hill. I was wearing earplugs so I just leisurely stroll onto

my hill.

I bring a rotten banana peel and throw it at your feet and you trip and fall off the hill and in triumph I claim

my hill.

Seasong's hill.

I have all the fool proof ideas, and that is what I did -- used one of the great ideas from the "Senior Butcher Guide Book" :D

I dig up the entire circumference of the hill, and start a fire, anyone who tries to cross the fiery pit will be roasted....HA HA HA

I see from the top of My Hill, the sad ending of Seasong....tsk tsk...

I once again rule over my hill...

My Hill!!! :cool:

Madhuri's hill

Madhuri fails to remember it is in the middle of winter. With not a shred of life to burn on the fire around the hill dies out. Madhuri quickly runs to a nearby tree for some firewood where Sempra happens to be napping on after feasting upon a delicious choco cupcake from smilingtearz. S/he begins hacking at the tree when Sempra awakes and spots the opportunity to sieze the hill. With not a second thought he jumps from the tree and lands directly on top of Madhuri, buried into the snow. Sempra races to once again to rightfully claim his hill.

My hill

After eating such a a delicious chocolate cupcake (or so I'm told), Sempra got a cramp from running at mach 5 to the hill. With a sigh, S flopped onto the valuable mound and took a nap. Little did s/he realize that Book had awakened after the Stupify and had found her pointy stick of doom. Taking the pointy stick, she poked Sempra in the rear, surprising the napping artist. Sempra went flying down the hill crying, "The Cupcakes are coming! The Cupckaes are coming! Flee!" Madhuri, who was just getting up after being struck by a gravity bound tree-dweller, was once again (ouch) run over the not-so-starving artist and both were knocked cold promptly. Thrusting the pointy stick of doom up into the air, Book called out proudly, "FREEEEDOM! ...Wait no, wrong line. *Ahem* MY HILL! Bwa ha ha ha ha haa!!"
And that was how the Mighty Queen of the Pointy Sticks came into rule. Fools. ^_^

Bookinator's hill

I sing at Bookinator's resonant frequency and she shatters...in a completely repairable fashion I assure you. Then I stroll up and claim

my hill.

Seasong's hill.
Having just finished watching a very intense bout of wrestling, zanna charges up the hill and unleashes her fury on seasong, and after much teeth-gnashing and a few battle crys, seasong runs for the other hills upon hearing the "leroy jenkins" roar, a most effective weapon in hill battles. Exhausted, Zanna collapses on HER HILL!

(weird to write about myself in third person like that, but hey. whatever works, right?)

zanna's hill.

The exhausted, collapsed zanna was easily nudged off of

my hill.

:lol:
Darn, musta wasted my vocal chords on that great battle cry. *sigh* It's stll a great one, if yelled correctly. Zanna challenges Bluevictim to a footrace around the hill, and shoves (him?) off when he beings to flag.
:D My hill.

There happened to be a trampoline right where bluevictim landed and he bounced back and knocked zanna off.

My hill.

Shoot! The bum luck!
But, once again, zanna's extreme clumsiness (worth a few mil, if caught on home video) manages to take out bluevictim on his return bounce, causing him to splat a ways off. My hill.

Just before bluevictim fell off, he planted a bunch of explosives on the hill; the explosives explode. This confuses all the snakes burrowed in the hill and they all come out and scare zanna off.

My hill.

:eek: Oh, no! Bluevictim's hill.
But, the snakes stick around, and since B can't speak parsltounge, ends up accidently offending them, so they eat him! :eek: Leaving the hill quite free to be claimed by moi. :D

While BV and zanna duke it out, Bookinator sneaks back on the hill and reclaims her rightful mound of dirt. With the right protective spells (from Book's pointy stick o' doom) the hill is back under the righteous rule of the crazy writer. Book, triumphant at the thought of her mound and the weekend, proclaims, "MY HILL!!!"

*jigs* ^_^

Book's hill

It seems the only way to overpower a writer is to challenge their power. Sempra marches up the hill, coming across Books defensive spells. To his left a a movie producer, and to his right a director. Sempra walks out of sight while the producer offers a contract to Book for a movie to be made. A bit skeptical the writer lowers her defense to bring to two men up. The director hands Book the movie script and as s/he reads it is appalled by the changes that were made in the movie. A big one catches her eye: "What's this?! You cut me out of the movie!" At this the director exclaims "Eeeeeeeeexactly!" as Sempra grabs a cane and hooks Book out of the hill.

My hill (Sempra holds Book's pointy stick of doom to his chest and says "I'd like to thank the Academy for their support.")

That's. My. Pointy. Stick. Fool.

As she flew throught the air, Book pulled out a checkbook and lawsuit. Immediately, lawyers smelled the scent of money and a ridiculous fight. Book landed neatly by the hill (Sempra wasn't much of a baseball player) and sued Sempra, the producer, and the director for breaking copy right law and for touching the Pointy Stick O' Doom. Book's rabid lawyers forced Sempra into bankruptcy and S had to sell the hill in order to pay the fees. Triumphantly, Book retrieved her stick and made a moat around the hill, for the lawyers to eat any foolish trespassers. Brandishing her Pointy Stick O' Doom, Book scatched the message on the side of the hill for all to see. "MY HILL! NO TOUCHY!"

Book, deciding that she was tired of jigging, bought an instructional video in order to learn interpretive dance.

Book's hill...
B-Mental plummets from the sky when his parachute fails him. Luckily, I landed on Bookinator, who(m?) was knocked flatter than a ten cent sandwich and ejected from the hill by the kinetic energy.

B's hill (accidentally)

After landing, Book slowly walked up to the hill. She was one sore writer and wasn't going to take no for an answer. Glaring at the accidental ruler, she pulled out a prunecake. B-Mental (who happaned to be deathly afraid of prunes) shrieked at the top of his lungs and went flying down the hill. Book then reclaimed the hill (again) and started making huge batches of the cakes. With a heavy arsenal of deadly fruit buns, Book was a formidable enemy to cross indeed. Satisfied, Book sent channel 4 news the announcement of her ownership of the hill.

*yodels* MY HIIIIII-iiiiiiiii-IIIIIIIIIILL!

Being surrounded by prune cakes, Book did not notice my giant dog and me walking up the hill. I set my dog loose and she devours the prune cakes, and gets a few chomps of Book who runs bawling down the hill.

MY HILL

After tempting Lil Stras's dog with some raw steak, she tore down the hill side, Lil Stras in tow, so that I could claim MY HILL.

I take the raw steak and soak it in a temporary poison and then cook it and five it to Zanna who, unable to resist my amazing cooking abilities, eats it and is knocked out. I shove her off and claim

My Hill.

wha? You five it? as in, slap me a high-five? And then I eat it? Well, steak is usually good. Fortunately, it wasn't a deadly poison, so when I awake, I'm hungry enough to threaten to eat you! You run screaming down MY HILL, not wanting to be eaten for lunch. :goof:

The poison turned out to also have a delayed action, so zanna passes out again. It's still not deadly, but it gives me a chance to roll her off of

my hill.

whew! What would I do if it was deadly? And why do I have to keep passing out? I swear, I never have. After drinking a magical draught garenteed to neutralize the poison, I storm up the hill once again, taking bluevictim quite by surprise (trying to figure out where all his books went), and I tell him I saw the big bad wolf run off with his whole collection, right into the big bad woods over yonder. So, now it's MY HILL.

I still can't find my books, but I make friends with the big bad wolf and sic him on zanna. He easily chases her off of

my hill.

Ooh, good plan. Fortunately, I trick him into cooking me cookies and cakes, with which to lure bluevictim off my hill.

After eating those cookies and cakes, I get a burst of carbo-fueled energy with which I easily overcome zanna to retake my hill.

shoot! Well, fortunately I'd remebered to pack a turkey sandwich, which bluevictim scarfed down, also, and the triptophane (sp?) kicked in, and I was able to reclaim MY HILL from a sleeping bluevictim.

zanna didn't realize that I have very violent dreams, and I sleepwalk! She barely escapes my slumbering rage. I wake up with no one in sight on my hill.

talk about a close call. Now knowing better than to put bluevictim to sleep, I pull out another sneaky tactic . . . the ultimate show-off opp. And of course he falls for it; right off my hill.

I got so inspired that I start trying out my singing talent. The cacophony is more than zanna can take -- she runs away with her hands over her ears. I then stroll back onto my hill.

:lol: If I can survive screechy band and orchestra instruments, and my own bad singing, I'm sure I'd be fine. After finding some nice earplugs, though, it's quite a simple matter to shove bluevictim towards a talent show, and off of my hill.

One of the other contestants in the talent show has the talent of removing people from hills. I make friends with her and she kindly removes zanna from my hill.

This same friend switches sides after promise of a date with bluevictim, who she removes from my hill, and keeps occupied for dinner, and a movie.

The hill is seemingly under zanna's control. Seemingly yes, but in fact I have cast an illusion spell on zanna and she is standing in a mud puddle going on about how great her "hill" is. I am just mean that way, sorry zanna. At any rate...the hill is

MINE! :D

I admire Kathycf's feat in casting the illusion spell. Of course I dabble in magic myself, well, when I am not busy conducting my gang business.
I am an anigamous, which all Harry Potter fans know means that I can turn into an animal. My animal is the dragon, which I turn into and fly around the hill at tremendous speed. Kathycf only thinks that this is a tornado and runs into the storm cellar. I quickly grab a boulder and put it on top of the door of the storm cellar, trapping Kathycf. I curl up with a book about my cousin Saphira, Eragon, and read quietly on...

MY Hill!