The PAM dines on withered decade old carrots and rotten eggs.
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The PAM dines on withered decade old carrots and rotten eggs.
The PAM enjoys arranging the letters in her alphabet soup into semi-coherent words/phrases.
The PAM thinks the Rice Krispies really ARE saying "snap, crackle, pop."
The PAM mixes her Rice Krispies with water to save on the calories. What an awful practice, PAM! Disgrace to the hallowed routines of morning comestibles!
The PAM uses candles to read in bed under covers so he can save on eletricity. Every so often he burns a blanket or two and the fire department has to come and put out the fire. Hey, he's a poor college bum.
The PAM "marks his territory" in public. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/k015.gif
Isn't that only natural? I mean, doesn't everybody?
The PAM secretly wishes he had a territory to mark. :)
The PAM wears "hammer pants" that they have owned since 1992
Hyacinth Girl sews Hammer pants as Christmas gifts for her near and dear.
The PAM has requested a new pair since she ripped hers attempting to do the running man and the roger rabbit simultaneously.
The PAM gargles with garlic water to clean her breath. It improves it a bit.
Hey, what are hammer pants?
The PAM carries a man purse.
The PAM's head is stuffed with cotton wool! :wave:
The PAM carries a man purse that matchs his shoes.
Papaya carries man purses that do not match her shoes! :eek2:
Scher carries a purse that ays "ziploc" on the side and is made of clear plastic.
Papaya carries a papaya instead of a purse.
Scher's toes scare little children and small animals.
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
The PAM cleans her ears with toothpicks.
PAM cleans his teeth with Q-tips.
PAM shot an arrow through his foot.
Ha! The PAM doesn't know what Hammer Pants are...No, wait. That is a compliment!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
The PAM tucks a smelly old cabbage leaf into his shirt pocket, in lieu of a hanky.
*edit*
(Virgil, Hammer pants are these strange looking pants made famous by MC Hammer. They are made of tons and tons of fabric and one could actually jump out of a plane wearing them and not need a parachute.
"Can't touch this!!!!!" "It's Hamma time!!!"
The person above me rubs the written "Use Me" on Rubbish Buckets and changes it into "Use Me Not."
The PAM has all sorts of bugs in her feathers.
PAM was unconscious for the oh-so-brief period that Hammer Pants were popular.
Oh, you also forgot, kathy, they also tended to be bright and reflective. Like space blankets.
Oh thanks. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Well, then, the PAM loves to wear his Hammer pants at the beach. He walks through the sand while the ocean breeze blows up the trouser legs into beach ballshapes. The PAM is so proud when he does this.
The PAM has fleas and the mange! :wave:
The PAM has a lizard tail.
The person above me adore lizards.
The PAM loves mangoes.
That's not really an insult is it? Mangoes are nice.
The PAM is so poor at insulting people, she ends up complimenting them so severely, they have to take a days rest to recouperate.
The PAM can't navigate his horse through space OR time!
The person above me falls from her horse now and then and yet she boasts that she is the best rider ever.
the PAM leaves her fingerprints in all the ripe produce at the grocery store.
The PAM moves all the fruit on the top of the bin away to get at the fruit nearer the bottom when shopping in dingy whole foods markets.
The PAM has no time for shopping as he spends all his time watching the weird habits of others. Think about it: They're acting weird and HE'S watching them act weird! Confused yet? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/g020.gif
The PAM is forever late at making posts, huh. :rolleyes:
The PAM is a member of the Ministry of Funny Walks.
The PAM has had some recent facial plastic sugery (lip augmentation?); the poor workmanship and unfortunate effects are impossible to miss.
The PAM whines to little old ladies that his face has more wrinkles than theirs.